Dorking 'bout my generation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:11, 56 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You know what? I actually can't be arsed any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

is this a flounce
or just time to go home?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

It's hard pretty much single handedly keeping this place not shit isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I think as part of the 10th anniversary celebrations
B3ta should pay for you and I to go to Needoo's and then out on the lash, as a little 'thank you' for all our good work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Up to much on saturday?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

We're going to Needoo's and then out on the lash.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Saturday night is my night with my daughter this week.
Free from 1pm Sunday though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Dunno if I'm stayin in london on saturday night or heading back i'll let you know.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'm thinking of setting up a Dorking Bash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

It'll be easy for me to get to.
On the downside, there's three pubs, a coffee shop, a Waitrose and fourteen thousand antiques shops to choose from for venue purposes.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Also on the downside, there's a nonce about down there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Dorking on the Moon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Saturday Nights (alright for Dorking)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

The New Renault Espace-docking

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You've been Dorking in your sleep

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Everybody's Dorking at me.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Look who's dorking.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Jive Dorking.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Stephen Dorking

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Dead Man Dorking

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Dorking back to A Penis.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm Dorking Through You.

(888777555, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

evenin' al.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

"It's good to dork"

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Dorking on the moon

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Dork like an Egyptian

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

You can dork the dork but can you dork the dork!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

dork dork dorking dork dorker

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang wallawalla bing Dorking

( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

This one wins

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

FUCK YOU!
parcel sent btw
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You're a gentleman.
USA booked?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Well I have found flights however I am trying to bully my father into hooking me up business class but we will see.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

She's my dorking dorking living doll

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I think I am going to dork this day up to a bad experience.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Dorking in the bushes.

(888777555, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Dorking on thin Ice
Dorking in the Air
(888777555, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Dorking on Broken Glass
Dorking bout You
(888777555, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Jesus. I thought I was having a bad day until I came on here.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

what's up?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Student Finance England are a useless shower of cunts.
Catface is glooming round the place like someone moved his litter tray. And then work emailed to say I need to be in next Wednesday morning which means either a peak time train at £££expense or stay in London the night before at ££expense. And then I came on here and the puns aren't even good puns.

Gah.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You could stay with me and Lusty if you want?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

This is an interesting concept. I could repay you in ribs.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Yeah. it's about time females paid us back for Adam's sacrifice.

(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

ugh, that sucks
and I can't think of a good pun to make it better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Pssst.
Mention Dorking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

dorking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:01, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

*bows*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

WhatchooDorking'boutWillis?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California
and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to Dorking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

no one likes a showoff

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Tell that to Evel Knievel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

He died a miserable old man, alone and in pain I fail to see where the comparison... oh hang on.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Thanks.
I've now got that fucking treacly pile of bilge looping around in my head.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

"All you do to me is Dork, Dork"

(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)