Learn to love it
because that is what your wife will look like in a few years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This is true
My mother in law was a model in her youth so I reckon I'm going to be ok.
( Peej, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

My mother was stunning as a young women, unfortunatley I take after my dad.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I got the bad bits off both
short legs from my dad instead of long ones from my mum, and my mum's nose instead of my dad's.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Actually my dad was a handsome man in his yoof.
He would have had to have been to pull my mum.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Same here.
I've got my dad's tits and my mother's penis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Fucking Hell
Today's earworm is now Goldie Looking Chain. Thanks for that.


Although I suppose it has at least knocked 'My name's Jack and I live in the back of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls' out of my head for the first time since I woke up...oh...no...it's back...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

"come here and suck mummy's cock"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)