Amberl, my darling, my love. You _are_ worth more than Brunch bars.
I know when you wake up in the morning you look in the mirror and think "Yeah', sure, how the hell am _I_ going to be worth a Tracker Bar? I'm barely worth a Brunch Bar"... but I'm telling you, for fact, for cirtain, that you're not only worth a tracker bar, but you're worth two, made entirely of the top soft half of them rather than the crunch bottom half. No, not two, but a box. Two boxes if it's on special offer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This made me laugh
but why would you want to kill me with peanuts Gonz?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

=D
Oh man, you alergic to them too? Are you allergic to all.... Oh man, ok, how to word this without sounding like that blond kid in Inbetweeners.... Are you allergic to all "hard-shelled fruit of some plants having an indehiscent seed" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I'm allergic to lots of stuff
but only peanuts are anaphylactic and that's only supposed. I'm not good with hazelnuts or almonds though I can eat them without dying.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Oh cool, what about cashews ?
I've never tried the not-peanut nut butters, but I reckon cashewnut ones would be nice. I wonder if almond butter taste like the inside of an almond qwahsont.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Alright, you mental?
What the hell's going on with your (oh man, ok, how to word this without sounding like that blond kid in Inbetweeners) bones?
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I got [layman's terms] "Brittle Bone" something-or-other, the steroids fucked them up.
I don't feel any pain or anything with them, but I guess they could break easerly, which would suck, so I had an infusion today to make me like wolverine. I also had a special blood test because they susspect I have extreamly low testostrone, from the opiats, which would explain quite a bit, so I might have to have HRT or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You can get wolverine treatments on the NHS?
fuck I'm going to have to quit calcium
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Wait - I'm the oldest friend you have, and yet you're the one with osteoporosis and HRT?
You'll need a new hip by Christmas, mark my words.
You'd better get pregnant now, before it's too late.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Also, I am going to warn Lusty that you're getting all testosteroned up.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

how do they apply the testosterone?
I assume in the most manly way possible, by an injection directly into the eye. But you have to fight a badger for the syringe before they can give it to you.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

No, no..
you need to prove you need the testosterone.
Gonz will pop on a pair of hotpants and engage the doctor in a debate about whether Marilyn Monroe is a gay icon.
By the end, when he's had his injection of rage, he'll have ripped off the doc's leg and will chew on the end of it as he strides out of the hospital.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)

relevent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

haha
this is the tune that will play as he strides from teh hospital fighting crocodiles and snogging the nurses then casting them aside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)

all hail our glorious musical healthcare system

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)

It's probably for the best.
I hope it doesn't make me angry about all the shit in my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

good think I liked your facebook group
i have no desire to incur any additional wrath in my life
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Maybe it would make me more sexually attractive to the prefered sex.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

YES ! That's what they called it, osteoporosis.
Hah, I donno about the HRT thing, the blood test today would tell me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)