AWw HELL Yeah.
Totally got some lovely blue cheese from the delicertesant that I'm going to put over a ribeye steak that I'm serving with oven pumpkin chips done with rosmary and garlic and chilli. And then for desert, I totally got some mother fucking rolo pudding.

FUCK YOU, SOCIAL LIFE, I HAVE AMAZING FOOD.

Today I did hospital stuff, it went alright. I donno what it is but they pumped up for something i didn't know I really had. I figure someone important will tell me what it is at some point, they had my name and DOB right, and I hate make them think they've wasted their time or think I'm a bit silly for not knowing what I have. Something to do with my bones.

What's your generic thread stuff all about when who what why etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:19, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fine, stomp me with your tasty food story
see if I care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I'm a very sick boy, donno how many days I've got left, might not be as many years as a perfectly healthy 15 year old would have.
The very least you could do is allow for me to post a new thread every now and then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

i suppose
I'm off out in a few minutes anyway. My moment in the sun will come one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Anywhere nice?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

i went to look at a house
I'm considering whether it might be my house soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Oh wow, exciting, tell me about it !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

it's got 3 floors
the first one is a garage with an electric door, the second is a kitchen and lounge and the 3rd is 3 (well 2 1/2) bedrooms. It's got a lot of grass outside on a pointy and steep garden and a view almost as good as the one I have now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I totally planned this awesome surprise steak dinner for the wife with candles and wine and homemade chips
and some stupid selfish cunt has caused a massive accident at J25 and now she's stuck in traffic and feeling miserable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

bugger. Hope it wasn't in the oven already
This might cheer you up www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2011/sep/16/hardest-class-in-literature (follow the link to the original cached web page as well)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

hahahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I second this hahahah and raise you one hahaha

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Oh man, I don't have enough steak for you two, I should have bought more.
I feel guilty now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

will you be attending any of the london bashes this xmas?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Yup, although I can be quite flakey with my attendance, I'm planning on....
Monty's thing.
[someone]'s 'Not A Bash' HOLY FUCK, ACTUALLY LEAVING THEIR 30s Birthday Bash.... she's the oldest friend I've got, so I have to go.
Aunual Christmas Bash
[someone]'s 'Not A Bash' Meat A Thon

I'm going to try and make myself homeless the day of Monty's bash so I can stay at Rachaels so hopefully I'll be able to fill her hot-tub with LUSH silky bubble stuff and everyone who's staying will forget their swimming costumes. I'll make sure to wear clean pants that night. Failing that, I'll try and go home with Amberly, Lampito and Lampito's Fit Flatmate. Failing that, monty promised me that he'd drill a whole in the bedroom door and I can crash there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I managed to get December off work
so I hope to attend some London bashes
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Woh', the whole of december? How'd you score that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Not having a holiday all year
so I used mine up in one go
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Oh wow.
I've still got a shitload of holiday, but I don't feel right taking it with all the time I've had ill. I think I get 21 days and I've had 6 or 7. I'll take 5 when I move + maybe another 2 for a long weekend so I can visit the heaven-on-earth that is brighton.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I save all my holidays for the winter

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I've never been on a 'cold' holiday before, always wanted to though.
I think I'd like skiing or snowboarding on snow because it's impossible to hurt yourself falling over in snow... in theory.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I dont do winter
so I'm just planning on spending time with the family
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Sounds good !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

yeah I havent seen them for ages
what with being a southerner exiled to t'north
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Because of the extra bank holidays and an attendance bonus, I've wound up with 33 days' paid holiday this year.
Still got 22 left to take before April.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

It's alright Gonz
he just wanted you to cook the dinner, then he was going to kick you out so he and his missus could eat it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I wouldn't mind that so much, hollyoaks is on record and if my food can get that man lucky, then it'll be all the more worth it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:02, Reply)

That sounds so good
Im ashamed of my pizza now, damn you!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I have quorn spag bol and a bottle of wine.
So much for my diet.

But I have had a stressful afternoon with family shit going on.....SO DON'T JUDGE ME!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Quorn spag bol isn't bad :)
My family are being mean and leaving brunch bars near me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

The wine is : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

That's only about 500 calories
not bad if the rest of the day has been alright
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Well yes I've been good today but.............
*sigh*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Start again tomorrow
or alternatively do a few situps. You'll feel better*

*may not be guaranteed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Managed a bottle of rioja to myself last night
I think its time to cut back, but wine was brought into work for lunch again
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Haven't had any alcohol in ages
apart from when I did poached pears in red wine for my dad and sister, and tried a bit of the juice.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:27, Reply)

The sad thing is I really feel like a trip to the pub

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:29, Reply)

subtle
like getting over a dozen lynx cans for x-mas
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I think they just want the chance to laugh
at the expression on my face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Amberl, my darling, my love. You _are_ worth more than Brunch bars.
I know when you wake up in the morning you look in the mirror and think "Yeah', sure, how the hell am _I_ going to be worth a Tracker Bar? I'm barely worth a Brunch Bar"... but I'm telling you, for fact, for cirtain, that you're not only worth a tracker bar, but you're worth two, made entirely of the top soft half of them rather than the crunch bottom half. No, not two, but a box. Two boxes if it's on special offer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

This made me laugh
but why would you want to kill me with peanuts Gonz?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

=D
Oh man, you alergic to them too? Are you allergic to all.... Oh man, ok, how to word this without sounding like that blond kid in Inbetweeners.... Are you allergic to all "hard-shelled fruit of some plants having an indehiscent seed" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I'm allergic to lots of stuff
but only peanuts are anaphylactic and that's only supposed. I'm not good with hazelnuts or almonds though I can eat them without dying.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Oh cool, what about cashews ?
I've never tried the not-peanut nut butters, but I reckon cashewnut ones would be nice. I wonder if almond butter taste like the inside of an almond qwahsont.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Alright, you mental?
What the hell's going on with your (oh man, ok, how to word this without sounding like that blond kid in Inbetweeners) bones?
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I got [layman's terms] "Brittle Bone" something-or-other, the steroids fucked them up.
I don't feel any pain or anything with them, but I guess they could break easerly, which would suck, so I had an infusion today to make me like wolverine. I also had a special blood test because they susspect I have extreamly low testostrone, from the opiats, which would explain quite a bit, so I might have to have HRT or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You can get wolverine treatments on the NHS?
fuck I'm going to have to quit calcium
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Wait - I'm the oldest friend you have, and yet you're the one with osteoporosis and HRT?
You'll need a new hip by Christmas, mark my words.
You'd better get pregnant now, before it's too late.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Also, I am going to warn Lusty that you're getting all testosteroned up.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

how do they apply the testosterone?
I assume in the most manly way possible, by an injection directly into the eye. But you have to fight a badger for the syringe before they can give it to you.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

No, no..
you need to prove you need the testosterone.
Gonz will pop on a pair of hotpants and engage the doctor in a debate about whether Marilyn Monroe is a gay icon.
By the end, when he's had his injection of rage, he'll have ripped off the doc's leg and will chew on the end of it as he strides out of the hospital.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)

relevent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

haha
this is the tune that will play as he strides from teh hospital fighting crocodiles and snogging the nurses then casting them aside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)

all hail our glorious musical healthcare system

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)

It's probably for the best.
I hope it doesn't make me angry about all the shit in my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

good think I liked your facebook group
i have no desire to incur any additional wrath in my life
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Maybe it would make me more sexually attractive to the prefered sex.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

YES ! That's what they called it, osteoporosis.
Hah, I donno about the HRT thing, the blood test today would tell me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

* doesn't judge*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Couple of fingers should sort that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:08, Reply)

fudge?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:08, Reply)

i) down your throat
ii) down your pants after as a reward
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

relevent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfQfGokSi3c&feature=related
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

sweet milky fist of justice, batrman!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I cant help right now
I'm just too busy being delicious
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

i bought 2 doughnuts
even though there is just one of me. They were 15p! No judge in the land would convict me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I just made a cup of tea
so i could use a doughnut to go with it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

you'll have to be quick to get it before I scoff them both

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

what kind of donugnuts?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

jam
proper ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

jaaaaaammmmmmmmm

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

then welcome...
in jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

you astonishing sod ape

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

i'm only 4

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)

pipe to pipe bushman

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)

JOIN MY GROUP
www.facebook.com/pages/_someone_s-being-passive-aggressive-online-again/240949099284640?sk=wall
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I liked it
that will have to do for now
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Ace ! That's exactly what I meant =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

SEriously though, this stake is Luuuuu UHHHHH ish.
Covered it in asian style umami paste, well nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Also, i'm quite clever, I think.
3 days ago I was in the japanese shop, and I asked them what "1 2 3 4 5" was in japanese (they always stop me when I walk past to tell me of their special offers and ask how my mum is, true story.), anyway, I think I've remembered.

Itchy, Nee, Sun, Shushhh, Go

It's been remembered for a few days now, so I won't forget it. And I *think* good-bye is Origato.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Surely Clendrix is the one to ask?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

*hides*

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Hah, am I close?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Yes, not bad - I'll adjust you a bit when I see you though :)

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)