The kids I went to school with used to call me jellybelly
particularly unkind as I wasn't actually that fat at school; I became much more so after leaving. When my dad found out, he started calling it me as well.

Cuntishness off kids, whilst not being entirely accepted, can be expected and tolerated. Cuntishness of that magnitude from ones parents cannot.
(berk, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:21, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Maybe he was talking about your thinggy on top of your thinggy? It would be quite a cute nickname in that respect... I mean, if it didn't come from your dad or other children.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Cute for a girl, discuridging for a bloke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Erm...

( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Sometimes words leave my fingers/head before my head as filtered it.
Sometimes I need to learn to say "Hello, how are you?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:34, Reply)

NEVER FILTER
You're fine just the way you are.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:36, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I'm actually quite glad that I'm not entirely sure what you're on about here Gonz.

(berk, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:36, Reply)

You were going to send me that link remember??

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Oh yes
I'll do that now.
(berk, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Let's back away slowly, smiling.

( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

I honestly believe this is for the best.
How are you doing Berk ? I've perfected how to cook steaks now, like, absolutly perfect. I had a ribeye last night and I couldn't tell between eating the fat and eating the meat. I don't think I ever thought once while eating it "Hmm, I'm chewing more than I should be".

Do you like steaks?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Oh god, I can't read this stuff anymore.
My mascara has smudged.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Every girl likes a good bit of meat, Gonz.

(berk, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Well, that's good. I was in Al's Sainsburies today (sainsburys? What's the ploral? Do you ploral it? I donno. Isn't it "Sainsbury's Supermarket" because it belongs to someone, there are no squggly lines on that one).
and I got 3 ribeyes so I could do the same thing as last night and freeze too. They're in the fridge at the moment, and it's up to you, I can put two in the freezer, or one of them. I also have a whole butternut squash and will struggle to eat the whole thing, so it would be a big favour to me if you want some of that too. Otherwise, I'll cook half of it and then look at the other half and think to myself "Oh gonz, it's a saturday, why are you all alone on this night? Why should this night be different from all others?" and get morose.... or I'll roast all of it and I can have half tomo with a bit of pasta.

I'm not bothered, getting clinicly depressed for an evening or having it with a bit of pasta tomorow instead, eaither way is good for me. I think I'd rather not get clinicly depressed, I was last saturday night and it wasn't very nice, I ended up having half an uncelebratory banoffee pie.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Or if you fancy making it a threesome, I don't have to freeze any of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I'm sorry, but I didn't get past the first line without laughing, so I have no idea what you said.
Hang on and I'll try again.

I like you Gonz!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Oh god!
The last line is even funnier than the first. You're a superstar, sir.

Don't get clinically depressed again, please.

Watch Dr Who and smile.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Thank you Scarpe, I'll try not to.
I can't really get into Dr Who, I'm too young to remember it from childhood and too old to remember it from the new ones. I'm the black hole of Dr Who'ism, really.

Although you've reminded me that I had some downloads in my download folder, I got that Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes film downloaded in watchable quality. I'll watch that, I like monkeys, they make me laugh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Rise of the Planet of the Pugs
HOW FUCKING AWESOME WOULD THAT BE ?!?!?!?!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:06, Reply)

That's really harsh
mind you my parents loved winding me up into a rage as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:30, Reply)

It was nothing to do with winding me up
and everything to do with being an insensitive, evil cunt.
(berk, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)