An actual answer to the question, not a rant.
Hmmm.

I think being told I was going through a mid-life crisis insulted me quite a bit.

I used to get called a hippy when I had long hair, or a Goth when I dyed it black, didn't like either of those.

Worst thing I've ever been called was a waste of breath, a waste of time and a waste of skin by some guy who'd only just met me, that was a bit harsh
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I used to get called Bombshell
at school, allegedly because I was so fat, when I jumped in the swimming pool, all the water jumped out.

In retrospect, had I known that whole blonde bombshell thing, I'd have been less insulted by it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)