no, that's the serving suggestion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In that case I am totally patenting "Cheese-in-a-bowl" tomorrow

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

progressive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'm going to buy a new soundcard for my computer.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

sounds good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

The onboard card has no driver support for 2.1 sound
so when I watch films the bass during explosions is insanely loud.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

2.1 sound make your computer sound like a dyslexic DJ
Surely during set-up, they get the mic and say 1.2 1.2
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

So it just suggests that you eat the plate
I'm on the phone to Claims Direct first thing tomorrow.

TD "I've just eaten some cheese and a plate."

CD "Who ya gonna sue?"

TD "Cavy's mate."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Cavy's mate GHOSTBUSTERS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Don't try to squirm out of it.
On YOUR recommendation I have just eaten some cheese and a bit of Ikea plate. Oh I feel terrible.

I will be ringing Esther Rancid and that bloke off The Bill in the morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

*leaves the country*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Go to the Greek Islands.
They don't mind broken plates over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I can't sue Greece
They have no money.

Do they break plates in Japan?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)