I can imagine the scenario.
Good day Mr Al, I'd like the lasagne please.

We've run out.

Fish and chips?

Sorry.

Waldorf salad?

Nope.

Sandwiches?

Again, sorry.

Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you forgot the commentary where he adds why you are wrong for thinking that you know what you want
because he knows so much better.

also the bit about how he is really glad that your wife had a miscarriage and your father has lung cancer and your sister leukaemia, all topped with a LOLHILARIOUS impression of your dying dad trying to catch his breath...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I was going more for the implication
that he's a tremendous lolfatty who couldn't be trusted to work in a canteen because he'd scoff all the grub before anyone got there at lunchtime.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i know
and i was going for the statement that he can be a little bit hypercritical, opinionated and cruel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

And yet in real life he's a fluffy bunny rabbit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It is a funny impression though
especially the bit when I hide a bit of liver in my mouth so when I cough I actually look like I'm ejecting bits of my lungs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Heh.
Enjoying the footy season so far?

Thought not.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I've decided I don't like football any more.
I'm going to avidly follow the rugby instead and put my sporting passion behind Saracens instead.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I think the whole of the Arsenal team has decided they don't like football anymore.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I think Wenger has obviously got really into World of Warcraft over the summer
and forgotten what his job is meant to be.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I did a lol at Liverpool yesterday.
And Torres, the useless cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I can't remember where I stole this from, but I like the bloke that claimed that Torres was
"guilty of the worst miss in Chelsea's entire eight year history"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

HA.
It was a brilliant image of him falling to his knees after that cock up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Andy Carroll's been a brilliant buy for Liverpool so far as well, hasn't he?
How many goals has he actually scored for them now? I'm struggling to remember any at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

the really disturbing thing here is that you think it would be ok to have liver in the canteen. THAT'S NOT FOOD.
i would have put a good word in for you with our facilities manager, but you blew it. sorry!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)