We're so fucking hard that we only get up at 2pm.
Most accurately it's breakfast curry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

So that makes it curry breakfast
That is rather hard.

That reminds me, I should book a hotel room that night.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

So you're up for the meal, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Yup. Its Tayyabs?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Or Needoo's round t'corner*
Not sure. Kroney will cry if it's not 'Yabs but since they put their prices up I reckon Needoo's is better. The food's just as good and the manager is my old pal.


*Northern for 'the corner'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Whichever one will be fine by me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I may join you, although I'm not sure what my plans will be on the day
so put me down as a 'possibly'.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Can we put you down as a hotty?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I reckon.
*does 1970s 'phwoooaaaar' gesture*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Fit bird ONLINE?
if you must. I am trying to persuade tennis boy to come to the bash. He remains unconvinced.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Nah, don't bring him
if you have a ginger next to you slobbering in your ear, you will appear less attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:01, Reply)

He was intimidated by my 'normal' friends
from back home. Mind you, they had been at a wedding all day and were hammered. He'd probably spend the evening locked in to a cubicle in the toilet, shellshocked, after meeting you lot.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

We'd fucking hardman him so much he'd shit his own liver out in fear.
We'd be all "Hey, you're not treating her right, if you think it's okay to treat her wrong, just because you have a smaller than average sized penis, then you're fucking wrong mate!"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Yeah, maybe I'll leave him at home.
although in his defence he has been absolutely lovely for a good while now.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

But in our defence, we're off the internet and therefore we don't forget stuff.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

EVA

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDZc-ONMOPA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

If he comes,
I promise on my honour to bully him until he cries.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

We could take it turns to play "good internet hardnut, bad internet hardnut"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

That sounds good to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I'm sure you couldn't bring yourself to be so ungentlemanly.

(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

He'd be defending your honour
what could be more gentlemanly?

I think the only way he could be more chivalrous would be if he were to whip his cock out and jizz on your face after he'd reduced you boyfriend to a gibbering wreck.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

In a 'Z' pattern, whilst wearing a black mask?

(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

In an "M" surely.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Yes, I suppose that would be more appropriate
I'm not sure there'd be time to whip out that extra pen(is)stroke though.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Oh you'd be surprised at my penile dexterity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Im suprised you can get it up at your age.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I use a lolly stick as a splint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Totally with you for the Needoos.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I never thought I'd say it, but it seems to be true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)