Don't do it Captain. You'll get there and she'll be all 'haha! Fuck off'
And send you home without any dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

well should be OK, it's only round the corner, after all
I'll just pop in to mexico and get chilli there if she won't let me in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

As long as you've got a plan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

she could go there first and bring back ingrediants for margaritas

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

will do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

no way cap'n i'd never do this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Bet you would.
Either that, of you'd give Captain a bowl of chilli and Captain would say, 'It's quite nice, but maybe a bit too tomatoey for my taste' and you'd go mental and shoot her in the face because all Americans have guns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

i'd probably take it a step further and sling her from the nearest tree, since im a redneck and all

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Yeah. You could, like, TOTALLY set fire to a cross as well.
Klansaway!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)