I am watching movies with my sexy young blonde housemate
Who likes snuggling.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:38, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When are you off, then?
Got your visas all sorted out and stuff?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Pretty much mate
Oct 17th. How's life?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

meh
You know... usual stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Still with tennis boy?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

oops
reread the username
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Hang on. Have you been playing away for berks other half?
You repulse me Captain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

no
he's got b3th mixed up with berk - I was merely joining in in the hope he'd feel awkward
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

*Doesn't believe Captain*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

damn
rumbled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Rude!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Sorry very small screen and my erection is in the way

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)

very small screen, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)

So are you coming to THE PIER
Or the great-bash-Boyce.

You said you were going to come to one of them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Pier if I don't have levtures

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

It's half price on a Friday as well!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Can we have an icelolly?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'll buy you an Orange Sparkle
*Assumes they are still 12p*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I don't think you can even get the stick for that price these days.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

*Sobs*
But THE PIER how will we cope if prices are more than 10p for Space Invaders and air-hockey?

Talking of air-hockey, is it too late to request that the ladies wear low-cut tops for this particular sporting event?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I tend to wear them most of the time anyway

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:01, Reply)

*Decides against buying a trophy for air-hockey as I won't win that event*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

is she a golden retriever?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Yes, yes she is! 'sup cavy?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

oh man! that's cool - I was joking
it's all right Bobster. can't believe it's still tuesday. Teaching is a mugs game - just a heads up there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

She is actually a human and is currently getting me a srink
I might be in love. Has it not been good then?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

srink? shrink?
awww

it's OK - just mental in September
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Drink even. Damn phobe

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Golden Retriever lols.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)