I can't believe you benders are all in before before 11.
RUBBISH.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:29, 73 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm on the quend as I type.
*COMEDY EDIT*

Apparently they are known as Quennois. I prefer to think of them as quenders.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quend
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)

You should organise a bash there!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Quend- where everybody 'loves paella'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)

A mediteranian sit-com, based loosely on 'Cheers'
I can see that working.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm here.
I'm just bored.
Got your gazzes, by the way. Thanks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Good. Thanks for your considered replies! :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)

The first one looked great, but not open anymore
The second one looked really scary. I wouldn't dare apply for that sort of thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Why on earth not?
Nothing to be scared of. Nothing at all. My life is 'qualified by experience' I've got no professional qualifications, I've just taken chances. They haven't always paid off. Sometimes they have.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

still here for a bit
but I have ninja busy day tomorrow, so not for long
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I remember seeing a football match between Japan and China.
After 90 minutes, the players went off and then came back on in dark clothing and had a fight. I asked the bloke next to me what they were doing.

Turns out, there was 6 minutes of ninjary time to play.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)

it was international talk like a pirate day yesterday.
My brother was posting lameo pirate jokes on his facebook page, all of which involved Arr! in the punchline.

So I raised the game.

I posted 'which American university do Japanese pirates go to? UC Arr! A'.

He didn't get the joke.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)

hahaha
I like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

If I was to change my name, I would change it to Ross Angeres.
Engrishlols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Where do pirates most commonly settle in north-east England?
YARRRRRRRRRRRM!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I am watching movies with my sexy young blonde housemate
Who likes snuggling.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)

When are you off, then?
Got your visas all sorted out and stuff?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Pretty much mate
Oct 17th. How's life?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

meh
You know... usual stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Still with tennis boy?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

oops
reread the username
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Hang on. Have you been playing away for berks other half?
You repulse me Captain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

no
he's got b3th mixed up with berk - I was merely joining in in the hope he'd feel awkward
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

*Doesn't believe Captain*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

damn
rumbled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Rude!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Sorry very small screen and my erection is in the way

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)

very small screen, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)

So are you coming to THE PIER
Or the great-bash-Boyce.

You said you were going to come to one of them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Pier if I don't have levtures

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

It's half price on a Friday as well!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Can we have an icelolly?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'll buy you an Orange Sparkle
*Assumes they are still 12p*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I don't think you can even get the stick for that price these days.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

*Sobs*
But THE PIER how will we cope if prices are more than 10p for Space Invaders and air-hockey?

Talking of air-hockey, is it too late to request that the ladies wear low-cut tops for this particular sporting event?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I tend to wear them most of the time anyway

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:01, Reply)

*Decides against buying a trophy for air-hockey as I won't win that event*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

is she a golden retriever?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Yes, yes she is! 'sup cavy?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

oh man! that's cool - I was joking
it's all right Bobster. can't believe it's still tuesday. Teaching is a mugs game - just a heads up there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

She is actually a human and is currently getting me a srink
I might be in love. Has it not been good then?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

srink? shrink?
awww

it's OK - just mental in September
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Drink even. Damn phobe

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Golden Retriever lols.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

That's what happens when you don't drink

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

What happens if you don't drink?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

You're home before 11
and being all boring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I'm drinking.
I'm still up.

*NAILS*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I haven't been able to drink all week, as I've been the official chauffeuse.
I am fucking knackered, but have not headed off to bed. I may just be incredibly stupid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

You're hardcore b3th
and preparing for the pier. Will be nice to meet you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

It certainly will.
I'm incredibly nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

And incredibly hot so I heard in the last thread

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)

that too

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I'm a horrible cunt.
And a big liar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)

We'll get on like a house on fire then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)

:-)
The horrible cunt thing was one of my many lies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)

How do I know this isn't one of your many lies?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I'm still here!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)

How are we?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Wobbly.
Long, long day in work. I need to start working out how to design a .net application.

The problem being, the closest I've ever come to .net is writing the letters 'dot-net'.

Oh well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Ahh, not fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Tis nothing more than a challenge.
If I get it right, it's something else for the C.V, if I get it wrong, it won't be something for the C.V this time, but it'll be something I can learn from.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Probably the best way to look at it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

This is true of most things.
If it fails and you can identify why, it's as good as a win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)

OK, sleepy time for me
is it nearly the weekend, yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)

nearly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)