in a bar one night, an enormous guy decided that i had said something rude to his 'bird'
i hadn't and wqasn't aware of his wrath. Anyway i went for a pee and he pokes me in the back and starts threatening me, saying he's gonna beat the shit out of me. I am and was a bit of wimp really so was a little worried, then a nice aussie guy finished pissing came over and told him to fuck off and almost got into a fight himself.

yey for intervening australians
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd have been in a quandary at that point
Whilst I'd have been grateful for the assistance, I wouldn't have been able to resist the temptation to blend the words "Ashes" and "three innings defeats" into a convincing sneeze. I can tell you from experience that the latter is well tricky.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

this was about 5 years ago...so would have been an amazing prediction!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

5 years ago you'd have been carted off to the loony bin for even dreaming of such a thing
These are glorious times we live in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I thought when nI read the story that if he hadn't been an aussie he'd not have done it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)