when I used the plural, it was out of politeness.
I was referring only to you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You've just bought one brogue?
You weird nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

you are of the homosexual inclination.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Says the man who just bought brogues.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

right, so how are brogues quendiferous?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

They are about the second gayest shoe, after the slip-ons with the little tassels.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

in what way are brogues gay though?
I don't understand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

If I have to explain it there really is no hope for you I am afraid.
it's like asking in what way Ballroom dancing is gay
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

because Darth does it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Wrong way round
He's Gay because he does ballroom dancing. I bet he owns brogues too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

what smart footwear do you have then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

German Para Boots.
Accept no substitutes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

so your story is that you like to dress up in Nazi regalia?
Well bent. And para boots are nor smart officewear. Have you no shame?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

They's not Nazi, too recent for that
I have one pair of 'smart' shoes which cost £10 from Primark that come out for (some)weddings, funerals and Job interviews otherwise it's the Parras, I'm considering Getting a bit smarter and buying some DMs but that's about as far as I go.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

So you're saying Lemmy is 'well bent'.
You wish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

My new leather jacket
is based on a German U-boat commanders, supposedly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

He has the world's gayest warts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I'm with the 'dozer
there's nothing bent about brogues, or at least they are well down the bent scale. Cuban heels? bent. slip-ons? massively bent. Cowboy boots? Brokeback anus. I could go on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

precisely.
These have a perforated toecap, five eyelets and are a tasteful brown, with a continuation of the perforation detail round the instep and heel.

Very far from bent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I prefer my caterpillar boots.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

unsuitable for officewear though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Depends on the office really.
I've worked in offices in army boots for the last 10 or more years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

says it all for the level of your taste and standards.
You would wear army boots with a suit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I probably have done, but not as a general rule
Luckily I haven't been required to wear a suit to work since I was a till monkey.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I have never been required to wear a suit.
But chicks dig guys in nicely accessorised suits.

And I accessorise extremely well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Really?
I used to wear mine at work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I think he's got one of those shit office jobs where they get all uptight about dress code.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

nope.
It just states 'smart casual'. But I have high sartorial standards.

Unlike you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Just different Dozer
and less bent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

My last job had a strict dress code
and I still got away with Cat boots.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Hahahha
There's nothing bent about brogues at all - or there wasn't, until Bumdozer here bought some.

*throws brogues away*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I just clicked this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

You like them, ergo THEY ARE BENT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

you clearly 'like paella'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Are you calling me a dago?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:01, Reply)

a dago and a quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

You can talk you Welsh cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

"Whose brogues is those shoes?"
That sort of Welsh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Welsh?
Scottish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:18, Reply)