It's the late edition of OT's workday
tell me what you achieved today, you sweaty interweirdos.

Alt: Wednesday night plans? midweek drinking numbs the pain.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:08, 195 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I got tonight's dinner out of the freezer.
That's about it, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

It's a bolognese sauce I made last week
that's going to be turned into lasagne.

I know how to fucking party, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I haven't had lasagne in fucking ages.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I love a good lasagne
nakers top tip: add a little nutmeg to the bechamel sauce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:19, Reply)

The missus always does.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

It's a good tip
although I'll politely point out that nutmeg is pretty much one of the main ingredients of bechamel sauce. If you leave it out then what you have is white sauce. With, possibly, some essence of onion and carrot if you've made it "hardcore style"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Fair comment, but i believe this has passed many people by!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

The ability to breath nasally seems to have passed a lot of people by as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Neither have we
which is why I suggested it. It was a 50/50 choice between that or mousakka.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

you'd be needing sheep for that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

True, in the traditional sense.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I need to get your missus to give me a big old list of Greek recipes
I was promised some at BGBs but I suspect she was pissed, or forgot, or both.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Both, probably.
She does keep remembering every now and again, but then promptly forgets again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

It's been hard going but I got Scarpe to delete his twitter page, or I can't find it now anyways
It's a bit annoying as it was the only twitter 'feed' that I've ever followed, and that was only for a day.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

well done Rory
*pats on head*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I fear I've cut off my nose to spite my face, how else am I supposed to find out about the minutiae of his life?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Work stuff, mostly deckchair re-arranging but less frustrating than yesterday
Tonight involved, bike maintenance and a DVD, it's a quiet week.

Alternatively I might put off that thrill ride til tomorrow and have a drink or 2 instead.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Managed to do an absolute shitload of work
Sadly, tomorrow is going to be just as bad, stupid customers for giving us work!

Alt: Might watch the football later on, that's about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

an extreme dangerwank
prepared some lecture notes for tomorrow, killed a rhino, dealt with a course transfer, sorted out a paper for publication, punched an owl and met a couple of students to discuss their design project.

tonight I will make some escalope milanese and pop out for a pint and discussion of our team formation on saturday.

At least 25% of this post is fiction.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Poor owl OvO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

It's the 'going out' bit, isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Of course, we're all internet shutins here, Dave

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

What's a Sunday night like in Binkie's, Badger?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Covers and "celtic-y" stuff, mostly.
Good craic but you won't get many bands playing their own stuff. Mind you, that's true of sat and fri there too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

We're going up for an overnighter in October and just wondered.
Might have a look in anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

i had a bowl of chili and watched a movie, i go into work at 4 and work until 8:30
A whopping 4-1/2 hour shift
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Greetings, young Kristallnacht.
How the fuck are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

alright ta, working a 20 hr/week job with a bunch of teenagers
Thinking about culinary school and moving back in with my parents and getting rid of my dog and possible suicide

You?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Maybe possibly proof-of-concept, mostly, getting our video player accessable by every wordpress site out there with no plugins.
So someone could type in their wordpress blog

[embed]http://www.mywebsite.com/videos/12345[/embed]

And our video will replace that text.

^-^
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I could talk about work, but I won't
I achieved a delivery from Amazon. New boots, books, CD and DVD.

Tonight I will be watching the DVD, and having some fermented apple juice.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I've done shitloads of work. It has been fucking shit.
My neck is killing me as well. Woe is me, boo hoo etc.

I think I might dip a toe into the marvellous world of MDs tonight. Medicinal purposes you understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Has your neck just started killing you today or has it been niggling for a while?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Ever since Lusty moved in.
BECAUSE SHE'S A PAIN IN THE NECK LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Real answer: two days
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

It's Cancer

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

We can but pray and hope.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'm hoping he's growing a second, nicer, head, like Richard E Grant in How to Get Ahead in Advertising.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

^ FILM NONCE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I keep meaning to ask
Do you really not like film, or is it just a pose, like the Nazism and the being a complete wanker?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Most films are shit.
The kind of film that gets shown in cinemas are generally fucking dismal, from experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Have you tried an ice pack?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Nope. I'm thinking more along the lines of a four pack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

An ice pack could well help.
Or Biofreeze if you can hold of some. If it persists, I recommend seeing a chiropracter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

or he could go and see someone with some actual medical qualifications.. ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Like a homoeopath?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Is that a deliberate typo?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

haha, I hadn't seen that.
"we can cure quenderism by diluting Barrymore's spunk 10^15 times in water. So it only has the memory of spunk. Then swallow it"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

i like this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I though it was odd, but it's how my spellcheck insists what I would spell "homeopath" should be spelled

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I'm fairly sure being a homeopath isn't a medical qualification.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I think your sarcasm detector is faulty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

It's available on the NHS
so it must be Kosher
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Did my neck a world of good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'm not saying they are automatically useless
but, personally, I'd start with someone whose treatment ethos contains less Woo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I've found GP's to be absolutely fucking useless in that department, to be honest.
Whereas a good old neck howking seems to do the trick.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

...or a medieval witch, perhaps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

HAhah, oh monty, you silly saussage, why do you always say things like that which allow for me to exasorate and then take the exasorations seriously and then use that to try and split you two up?
I mean, sure, I know she's a bit young for you, and by christ I sympathise when you say she just won't shut the fuck up sometimes... but you have to be more tollerent ! Yeah', sure when your leg can't stop shaking because the anxiety is about to drive you around the bend, how can you expect her to be anything _but_ annoying when everything including time itself is annoying you? And when she won't stop talking on and on and on and on about some crap or another, or even worst, the silance, oh god, that's just as bad, why isn't she speaking to me? And how you don't mean to be a monster, but it's 8:45 and the phamacy doesn't open 'till 9:15 and there is always some fucking rep or some fucking old granny distracting the phamaciest there from filling out that 'script.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I could tell you what I've been doing today
but I suspect you would neither understand or care. (this, amongst other things, if you do)

Tennis boy is coming round tonight for dinner. I suspect he will be rather disappointed that I feel far too unwell to jump on him, but at least the food will be nice.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

At least you'll be spared the trauma of his smelly garage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

....eh?

(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

He's a ranga, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Oh! I see
only a little bit.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Looks more like strawberry blonde to me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Did you use the Varshavsky methord, or an adaptive one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Nope
adapted from Hebbes et al.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Wow, 4-5 days to see the results, you scientist are worst than programers with their "compiling time".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Pfft
4-5 days is nothing for an experiment.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Hah, I gather that's the trouble, what with the Nucleosomes that could end up rearranging during the digestion stage, meaning you'll have to start over again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Gonz, I can tell you copied and pasted that because it's spelled right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

MY cat's breath smells like cat food.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

well, this is the theory
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Have the greatest video ever made ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWPWrR-94NY&feature=youtu.be
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I think a noticed a couple of errors on that wiki page.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

alright homosexuals?
Been busy, just bought some brogues.

You listened to that mix Monts?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Give me a fucking chance, chutney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

when I used the plural, it was out of politeness.
I was referring only to you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

You've just bought one brogue?
You weird nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

you are of the homosexual inclination.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Says the man who just bought brogues.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

right, so how are brogues quendiferous?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

They are about the second gayest shoe, after the slip-ons with the little tassels.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

in what way are brogues gay though?
I don't understand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

If I have to explain it there really is no hope for you I am afraid.
it's like asking in what way Ballroom dancing is gay
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

because Darth does it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Wrong way round
He's Gay because he does ballroom dancing. I bet he owns brogues too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

what smart footwear do you have then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

German Para Boots.
Accept no substitutes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

so your story is that you like to dress up in Nazi regalia?
Well bent. And para boots are nor smart officewear. Have you no shame?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

They's not Nazi, too recent for that
I have one pair of 'smart' shoes which cost £10 from Primark that come out for (some)weddings, funerals and Job interviews otherwise it's the Parras, I'm considering Getting a bit smarter and buying some DMs but that's about as far as I go.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

So you're saying Lemmy is 'well bent'.
You wish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

My new leather jacket
is based on a German U-boat commanders, supposedly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

He has the world's gayest warts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I'm with the 'dozer
there's nothing bent about brogues, or at least they are well down the bent scale. Cuban heels? bent. slip-ons? massively bent. Cowboy boots? Brokeback anus. I could go on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

precisely.
These have a perforated toecap, five eyelets and are a tasteful brown, with a continuation of the perforation detail round the instep and heel.

Very far from bent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I prefer my caterpillar boots.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

unsuitable for officewear though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Depends on the office really.
I've worked in offices in army boots for the last 10 or more years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

says it all for the level of your taste and standards.
You would wear army boots with a suit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I probably have done, but not as a general rule
Luckily I haven't been required to wear a suit to work since I was a till monkey.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I have never been required to wear a suit.
But chicks dig guys in nicely accessorised suits.

And I accessorise extremely well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Really?
I used to wear mine at work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I think he's got one of those shit office jobs where they get all uptight about dress code.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

nope.
It just states 'smart casual'. But I have high sartorial standards.

Unlike you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Just different Dozer
and less bent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

My last job had a strict dress code
and I still got away with Cat boots.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Hahahha
There's nothing bent about brogues at all - or there wasn't, until Bumdozer here bought some.

*throws brogues away*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I just clicked this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

You like them, ergo THEY ARE BENT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

you clearly 'like paella'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Are you calling me a dago?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:01, Reply)

a dago and a quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

You can talk you Welsh cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

"Whose brogues is those shoes?"
That sort of Welsh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Welsh?
Scottish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:18, Reply)

It's a bit boring lurking.
Should I come back?
I leave the conclusion up to you.
(888777555, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I achieved largely fuck all
I've done one load of laundry, unpacked most of my holiday stuff, and fannied about on here most of the day.
Situation back to normal, really.

Alt: crossing my fingers and hoping for a lottery win.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I had mega long day at work
in which I managed to arrange a bunch of things meaning that all day I had 10 minutes break. Should have had another 10 minutes, but had to deal with some other crisis.

Now i am so very tired, my brain hurts

alt: staring into space. Possibly having friends over to visit my pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

wine and sleep, Cavy.
They are your friends.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

yeah
but what I have to do is clean all the things, talk to people and write a tutorial for tomorrow. :( neeed sleep now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Why do you need to clean things?
Unless you have no clean cups etc. Your friends will be coming to see you and your piggles, not your clean house.
And if they know you / are teachers themselves, they will understand about the sleep thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

i have no more cups
or plates. I also need to wash bras, which you probably didn't want to know, but I've just been putting things off because I'm busy and tired so now i just kind of have to man up and do them.

also: hungry.

also: whiney
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Easy.
Put a wash on. Run some water for the washing up and put everything in to soak. Go to the chippy and get yourself a chippy dinner. Come back from the chippy, wash a single plate.

Eat dinner and then finish the washing up. By which time, your washing will be done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Then vomit on some slippers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

that bit I could handle

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

You know your problem...
You've got far too much of THAT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:10, Reply)

i don't have a washing machine - has to be handwashed
i guess I could have chips, but I cheated yesterday and had asda pizza. I think I need some nustrients or goodness or some of them shit people talk about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Don't eat shit
it has very little nutritional value
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

noted

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I'm with you on the bras
Being as scaffolding bras cost upwards of £30, I can't afford to have a full drawer of them.
Hence the lottery hope.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

yeah and all mine seem to
be coming apart recently so I reckon it's doing them no good being taken to the laundrette
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I've received my credit card bill today.
It seems no matter how much I pay off it keeps creeping back up again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Have you thought about fixing the brakes in your stepdad's car?
Just a suggestion...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

He keeps threatning to cark it but never does.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Sounds like mr b3th

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Credit cards are evil

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I know but they treat me nice.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I only every had one once
I didn't ask for it, the bank gave it me. I never used it so they charged me £10 for not using it. I told them to fuck off. They did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Buying train tickets for the wrong date probably doesn't help Blousie ;)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

hehe! I know.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

It's a good job the missus noticed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Evening Benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Evening dog botherer
How's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Good thanks. Busy. But good.
Did you look for a job today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Did I fuck.
I will, though. When I get back into the swing of things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Nooooo.
You need to do these things before you get back in the old routine, otherwise you'll never do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Okay. I will do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:11, Reply)

If you register your C.V with the job boards, they'll e-mail you a digest of things that fit your criteria.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Don't you have to tell them a job title when you do that?
I know what sort of skills I want to use, but don't want to just look for one specific job title.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Just put in keywords.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I'll try that.
Any suggestions on which site might be the best to use, or should I just go for a spread of them?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

and facebook is different and confusing to my addled brain
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the world is truing to destroy me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

The new layout is fucking shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

evening
More relaxing seems like the order of the day.

For those interested the Facebook cull was ages ago and more non-b3tans went than b3tans. I didn't think I'd been stroppy I think a few of you had been over-sensitive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:24, Reply)

How was the wedding?
(Apologies if you've already posted an answer to this before!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:25, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I've been invited to a wedding at the dorchester, but I turned it down on account of me really not liking them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

And that My Ma' is my "+1".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Oh christ, I'm not even joking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Poor Gonz
What can we do for you, hey?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I donno, I think I'm coming down with clinical depression again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Do you have happy pills?
They really made a huge difference to my state of mind.
If you don't want to take pills, try one of those daylight SAD lamps, and getting excercise. As weird as it sounds, excercise does make you feel better. It releases seratonin or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I'm on so many pills, including head ones, that I think it would be a bad idea to introduce new ones.
I found an awesome flat today, high barnet, near the shops, 2 bed, quiet coledesack (or whatever they're called), ensuite bathroom to the main room, everything done up nicely. It's above budget, but within possiblity, so I donno about getting new stuff like a new bed and furniture and stuff.

Thinking about not getting a flatmate in, and using the second room as an office.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Hope that goes well for you babe

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Cheers hun =)
I just googled "Snorkling dog", I feel much better now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

i've not really been on since
The wedding was pretty much perfect. Everything went brilliantly, the food wad excellent and all the important people had a blast. Honeymoon has been great. Lots of good food, surfing and spent the last few days in a luxury spa, mostly in the pool or steam room.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

yay!
congratulations, sir
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Good to see you haven't been killed by a shark.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

see my post below
Recent preventative viewing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I mentioned it because my yahoo feed had a story about a surfer being killed by a shark today.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Excellent.
Weddings are fab. I thoroughly enjoyed ours. So did all our guests, which was a bonus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

i couldn't believe how calm i was on the morning
I think it was because I didn't have anyone at the house with me, which allowed me to watch Jaws.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

I love Jaws.
An example of when the film is far better than the book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

i'd forgotten how great a film it is
Battery dying now so must be off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:40, Reply)

It really is.
Still ranks amongst my favourite films ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:40, Reply)

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:48, Reply)

well I for one am outraged

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:25, Reply)

And me.
*harumph*

This is the last time I throw myself at random men on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Really?
More for me, then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Go get em sweetie.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Go easy on the poor fellers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:50, Reply)

They love it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

stupid boys
(although i very much doubt that)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Oi! I was joking.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:01, Reply)

heh heh heh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:05, Reply)

The most interesting thing I did today
Was to discuss if it is a good idea to dye your pubes the same colour as your hair.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

is it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Why not just dye your hair the same colour as your pubes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:00, Reply)

that seems like a lot of effort
to make my hair a slightly less nice colour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

How did the coffee shop date go, Sugar Tits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:01, Reply)