Easy.
Put a wash on. Run some water for the washing up and put everything in to soak. Go to the chippy and get yourself a chippy dinner. Come back from the chippy, wash a single plate.

Eat dinner and then finish the washing up. By which time, your washing will be done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Then vomit on some slippers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

that bit I could handle

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

You know your problem...
You've got far too much of THAT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:10, Reply)

i don't have a washing machine - has to be handwashed
i guess I could have chips, but I cheated yesterday and had asda pizza. I think I need some nustrients or goodness or some of them shit people talk about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Don't eat shit
it has very little nutritional value
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

noted

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)