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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Paul Smith clothes are superb if you're the right shape for them

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I am a former catalogue model.
I am the right shape for most clothes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)
You are Kroney
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Well you're crossed off my list then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
What list?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Male B3tans who I would lock in my cellar for nefarious purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)
So you don't want to lock a very good looking, suave man in your cellar for nefarious purposes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)
No.
I don't do good looking, (well not in the obvious way), and suave.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Oi!
If your going to insult me do it behind my back.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)
You know what I mean you daft sod.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)
He does, you've just called him a moose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
When you go and stay with Blousie, does she put on a Scottish accent and sing
'Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, about this HOOSE!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)
No, she does not. *sadface*
which is a shame as I like Scottish accents.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
You are sex on legs my dear but not really the model type.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Ha!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
*remembers the scottish accent thing*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I love you Jeff, if Blousie ever leaves you
you'll always have a place with me. Have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ctag0uGaLc
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I sense a threesome in the making.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
We are T H R O U G H.
Was going to link you to some J5, then some Quannum, then some Eric B and Rakim. Not now though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Pfft! As if I had a chance.
Fiona is still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
She has just wiped her mouth clean and is getting in the shower.
THERE IS A WINDOW IN MY SCHEDULE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
No, really, I mean it.
I have Harley Davis round at 10, then Libby from Neighbours at midnight.

I can slot you in at 11.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Rather, 'you can fill a slot at 11....'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)
You're going to need all night for me petal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Not after Harley Davis and Libby off Neighbours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

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