STOP PRESS!
And stop all the clocks, and your crying, and hammer time, and especially if you've heard this one before but...

I am wearing my new brogues. One of them is pinching a wee bit.

NOW GET BACK TO IT, YOU BENDIFEROUS QUENDERS!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:39, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you're wearing brogues?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I bought new work shoes this evening.
They are brogues.

Is that a big deal? According to C to the Quizzle, brogues are the second gayest shoes after tasselled loafers.

Nobody agreed with him on that one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

In your mind maybe, hippy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Night Jeffers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)

What ones?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Oh god, not you too.
Gay ones.

*looses previously high respect for Barry's dress sense*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I wouldn't wear them because they don't go with other stuff I wear.
I do have a mint pair of Mark McNairy derby shoes though. However, I appreciate that brogues do look cool on people other than myself, and with the right outfit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Actual proper Brogues?
Or ones you bought down the high street?
Bikini kikoi kooky difference.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:42, Reply)