They're both 'dead' you insensitive bastard.
Morning everyone.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alt: Colleagues can be put into 1 of 2 categories
'good guy' and 'wank'
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

there is a third category - 'would'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

This^
I married a "would"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

As did I - my wife and I met as she came to work for me.
We don't work together anymore.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Neither do we

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I also married a "would"
Nowadays I most certainly "wouldn't".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

haha!
She says the same about me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Eh?
My ex wouldn't shag you?

I don't blame her, Once you've had prime fillet you're not going to settle for cheap cuts.

Although having said that, she's definitely traded down since we separated. He is over 50% older that her - and looks it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)