What's pink and red and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A retarded baby trying to comb it's hair with a potato peeler.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That's sick!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

What's the difference between a Van full of sand and a van full of babies?
you can't unload a van full of sand with a pitchfork.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Is it true what they say about [demographic] *WINK* ? Oh no, not [steriotype], that they're all fucking nonces and should be locked up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Sorry Gonz, that was probably quite clever, but you lost me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Is it true what they say about Black People, WINK ? Oh no, not that they have big penses, that they're all nonces.
Is it true what they say about Jewish People, WiNK? Oh no, not that they're rich, that they're all fucking peadofiles.
Is it true what they say about people with big feet, WINK? ..... etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

OK.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I came up with it while off my tits on edorphines after a swim, at the time, it was the funniest thing I had ever thought.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)