lamprubber sounds like an amazing insult
I'd definitely be angelina jolie and then I would talk up how awesome this girl from virginia named Kristine is and so when I was no longer angelina jolie I could still be famous and people wpuld pay me for being awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You could join N-Dubz for the day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

this is some good planning
doesn't that mean you get to shag that famous guy, too...the one that isn't JOhnny Depp?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Who would you be?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

you haven't answered yet, either you know?
I'm not sure, a musician of some kind, preferably on a day when they are performing (providing I get their talent), or someone proper pretty and famous just to see how other people react to them.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I'm already awesome.
Being anyone else wouldn't be as much fun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

would you not even be curious
to be a woman for a day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

i dont really care about that
I'm all about self promotion

If I couldn't do that then I would probably be al for a day
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Is that for the pies?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

to see what it's like to be a bullying genius for a day

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Is work any better this week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

yeah thanks

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

What's this new work?
See what you miss when you don't pay attention.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

more like what YOU miss
Actually I don't think I've told anyone, just working in a clothing shop
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

What sort of clothing shop?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That's what I meant
But it's work, yeah? And it pays, even if it's maybe not much.

Well done.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

yeah tell that too my bills

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

*Gets on the phone*
Mr Clinton? Oh good! I was just calling you because Kristine want us to report that she has a job and whilst it wasn't want she really wanted, she is happy enough at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

if you were me, then would I be you?
Would our unfulfilled lust for each other be cruelly reversed across the atlantic but still left hanging in the ether?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

this is probabl the most awesome thing ive ever read

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)