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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh man
i filled in another dating site profile thing. But do I consider myself 'curvaceous' or 'on the larger side'? Both sound like euphemisms for 'i can't get out of my sofa'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28,
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latest was 14 years ago)
i can't get out of my sofa
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30,
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That just sounds like you're settee in your ways.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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well it's worked for me sofa
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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You'll end up with a pouffe.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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well I hope I won't be
waiting (chaise) longue
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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You win.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:46,
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Serious answer is serious.
How would you like to be thought of?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30,
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*shrugs*
i think it's more about not being a disappointment if you ever met someone in real life. To be honest, I probably won't reply to anything
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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What site are you in the process of registering with?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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dating direct, but I think they'd want money
and in many ways, I can't be arsed.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:33,
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screw it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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You've pulled already!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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I knew the cap'n wouldn't stay on the shelf long.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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nah, I've made myself comfortable here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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FOREVER ALOOOOOOONNNNEEE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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Nice shelf, comfy shelf....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:45,
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flehs
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:46,
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well done
are you just writing words/sdrow backwards?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:49,
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sey
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57,
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pulled
out already
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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kinky.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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"Less dynamic."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30,
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they only give you vague choices with no actual definitions
and they all sound ropey
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:31,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:31,
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SSBBW?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:31,
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??
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32,
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whatever you do do not Google Image Search
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:33,
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*doesn't image search*
just explain it a bit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:34,
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it's a niche porn category.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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I read that as quiche porn.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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The GIS for that is disappointing.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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I hate categories like that
since I fit none of them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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Tubby misanthrope would like a shag
In depth knowledge of the US Civil War would invoke conversation, possibly violent arguement.
Don't think my profile would work very well.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:45,
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If you were a girl, you'd be just my type.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:47,
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Well it's been a while and...
NOOOO!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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any hole's a goal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:49,
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Mine isn't, thank you!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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well I'm not going to be the letterbox!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:51,
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I'll be frank with you...
(no I won't)
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52,
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And will not be Betty.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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Are you asking TD out for some sort of bromance?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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nope, I'm saying a girl who was at tubby misanthrope with a knowledge of the civl war
would be my type,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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too late
lube up, the pair of you and take turns
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1366731
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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If you find her
And she has a skinny friend with a compendious knowledge of Sheridan's Valley campaigns 1864/5 - send that one my way.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55,
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When I've worn her out, I'll toss her your way,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57,
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Oh no - that's not fair.
You get the tubby one, I get her skinny mate, right. Regardless of their ability to analyse whether Sherman was right or wrong at Stones River.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:00,
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I'm keeping the tubby one, you=can have skinny once she snaps.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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I don't put that I'm a larper on them
that just seems like I'd attract basement nerds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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What do you put on your profile?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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PITY MEEEE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:51,
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*there there*
Come to the London bash, you're bound to meet some Internet shut-in who will tollerate your LARPing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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think I'm going to this games thing in Cardiff
B4sh= £50 train fayre + somewhere to stay + drinks and stuff
games thing = £20 petrol, £2 sandwiches
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55,
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That's fair enough.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57,
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no it's not, it's sensible and dull.
she's skiving out of the pier too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:58,
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I'm teaching until 3:15
so even if I miraculously left then I'd not be there until 5, and you'd have all fucked off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:59,
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like I say, skiving
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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London's a long way and scary and stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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nekcihc
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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whatever, city boy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:05,
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tnasaep
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:12,
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