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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you done your homework
And had a bath prior to school tomorrow?

Evening thread!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:09, 319 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
If the cricket commentary has moved up here
FUCKING SPAZZER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Cunts
Nothing more to say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Never mind.
It wasn't proper cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)
No, it wasn't proper cricket
A few players in there to watch. Fuck. The magical England balloon has just popped.

Football veg? Rugby veg? Over to you. Oh no the football veg are shite already due to fighting over baked-bean coloured women.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
veg?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
As in fruit an'

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Got a busy week ahead of you next week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Absolutely nuttin'
Superficially, that's not a problem because I've been busy the last couple of weeks due to stoodents.

As a long term indicator it's not so good, but it's a superb weather forecast so next week might just see me skipping through the woods with the dogs singing at the top of my voice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)
The hills are alive!
With the sound of TD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You really can't beat
Stomping through the woods on a sunny September morning with a pair of hounds, nobody else about, singing.

27 years of smoking have done me no favours but I have a very good singing voice, still. Rather in the Terry Hall "does all this routine stuff but how does he hit those notes?" style.

Give me a request and I'll sing it in the woods tomorrow.

Quick - I'm off to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Okay.
Maddison Avenue - Don't Call me Baby.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)
As covered by Voice of The Beehive?
I can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
evenin.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Evening CQ
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)
not bad, fatherly, tiring., vastly uninteresting to others.
Just discovered TNA wrestling on the telly, it's mesmerising....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)
So you're spending the last of your weekend watching oiled up men in tight shorts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)
...and when is this on telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I've got no idea Captain.
I think it must be some specialist channel that CQ subscribes to.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
On Challenge Right now.
all though they're mostly talking, not hitting. Oh, joy, they're trying to act!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I'm just going to have to imagine it, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
no freeview?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
no telly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)
*makes obligatory joke about wales being backward*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
selaw

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)
that should not have taken me 3 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)
i wondered if it would

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I have had a schmoke, this probably helps

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
wow!
how do these guys keep straight faces?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)
What are you watching now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Same thing, 3rd class American wrestling
it's amazing, there's a lot of 'acting' involved between fights. the fights are choreographically impressive but the soap opera is amazing. I think you might like this after a few beers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I think there is a Challenge +1
So I might have a look in a bit, I've got to iron a shirt shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)
it's on til 11
It realy is awful, but also fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
the (in ring ) plot's are a bit predictable though.
this guy's (hospitalised) tag team partner will stagger in to the ring in a minute to save the day.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I was wrong, he lost.
I've lost my touch.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
they're obviously breaking
genre conventions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)
It's all changed since the late 90s Cavey

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)
why do you always put an e in my name?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Are you allergic to e-additives?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
coz i can't spell, inint?
that's how my fingers think it's spelt
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I liked to imagine that WWE was
in fact the tales of a pantheon of gods whose constant battles, gripes and schemes are played out before a braying hoard of mortals.

Made watching it feel a bit more cultured
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I knew it!
there's some people from WWE on here, Jeff Hardy, Al snow and Kurt Angle so far.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I hope Jeff wins.*
*No idea who he is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I thought you'd lust admitted to having watched this shit.
Jeff's not wresting yes, he's walking around apologising to everyone, possibly for some thing drug related.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
And wimmins Jeffers, and wimmin.
It's quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I did very little homework this weekend
but I have had a bath and smell nice.

I might go to meditation on Tuesday. I'm contemplating it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
you missed my joke!
...oh, because a buddist guy gave me a flier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Maybe, like me he was feeling charitable and chose not to call attention to it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)
:(
it was genius, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
saw-reee!
couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Hippy!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Here's the score kids
As alluded to above, I have no work at all booked for the coming week, and being self employed that's a bit shite.

On the other hand the forecast is splendid.

Is this good or bad? I need to know whether to feel smug or worried.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I'd be a bit smug and a bit worried.
Spend the mornings looking for work and the afternoons sitting in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Mornings in the woods
Singing "Don't call me ba-bee, while I was waiting in the car" etc.

Never cold call in the morning. Afternoons looking for work.

Or I might just give myself a week off BECAUSE I CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)
If you know a man with a goat I can go like this: *does spirit fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
smug until a couple of weeks go by without more work

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Why are you talking about gums?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
not just me then.
never mind, got it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
i haven't

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)
You made a comment in reply to CQ suugesting the Welsh were backward

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
ok, now I get it
it wasn't really worth getting, though, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
CQ seems to think so.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
he's a fool, clearly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
selaW

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
selaW

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I like this, possible on of the best insults i've seen.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Wotcha Jeffster
I've put off and neglected my homework for this week. I've got everything crossed for a snow day tomorrow. I've shaved off my beard and all my hair and had a shower (which shaves a good ten years off my appearance *does the macarena* *defeats the purpose*)

Who the hell gave anyone the impression that a Johnny English sequel was necessary? Did the first film make money? If so HEADS SHOULD FUCKING ROLL!!!

EDIT: Did anyone else watch 'The Shades' and think it was 'fucking shit'?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I've never seen Johnny English
Is it shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Yes, it is
That a shit Barclaycard advert gets two films and Blackadder gets zip says a lot about something I'm not clever enough to articulate at this time on a Sunday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Well don't watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Jeff, I can't help but feel you're not getting into the swing of things here
Logic. Assured reasoning. A B3tan craves not these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Sorry Bill.
Tell ya what. watch it. Then post on here, telling us that the sequal is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
No Jeff, I can't do that
Any misgivings I may have about a film before I see it have no bearing on my final judgement. It could be on a par with The Godfather Part II for all I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)
True.
But it might not be.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)
WOW
Scott Steiner's alive.... I had him down for death through steroid poisoning years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Scott Steiner being?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
That's what I was wondering.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
A massively steroidal american 'wrestler' who used to be on WWE back in the 90's when I got drunk and watched that shit.
Edit: Cavy would lovce him he wears chainmail... www.wrestlescoop.com/wallpaper/scott_steiner_wallpaper.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
oh
That was, frankly, a bit of a let-down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
y'know when you guys talk about cricket?
Same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Sorry
It's really only me that talks about cricket. Jeff just tags along.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
*Tags*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
*body slams*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
no worries mate, same with foot ball
wasn't having a go, one mans meat an all that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
huh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I explained my utter contempt for football above
Mincing fairies posing about and sporting orange bimbos on their arms in an ill concealed attempt to conceal their bumming activities.

I expect that Barry, in his sailor coat, is having a meaningful chat with a footballer as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
oh man
i filled in another dating site profile thing. But do I consider myself 'curvaceous' or 'on the larger side'? Both sound like euphemisms for 'i can't get out of my sofa'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1366368
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
i can't get out of my sofa

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
That just sounds like you're settee in your ways.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
well it's worked for me sofa

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
You'll end up with a pouffe.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
well I hope I won't be
waiting (chaise) longue
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)
You win.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Serious answer is serious.
How would you like to be thought of?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
*shrugs*
i think it's more about not being a disappointment if you ever met someone in real life. To be honest, I probably won't reply to anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
What site are you in the process of registering with?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
dating direct, but I think they'd want money
and in many ways, I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
screw it
deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
You've pulled already!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I knew the cap'n wouldn't stay on the shelf long.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
nah, I've made myself comfortable here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
FOREVER ALOOOOOOONNNNEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Nice shelf, comfy shelf....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)
flehs

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)
well done
are you just writing words/sdrow backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)
sey

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)

pulled out already
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)
"Less dynamic."

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
they only give you vague choices with no actual definitions
and they all sound ropey
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
SSBBW?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
whatever you do do not Google Image Search

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
*doesn't image search*
just explain it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
it's a niche porn category.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I read that as quiche porn.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
The GIS for that is disappointing.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I hate categories like that
since I fit none of them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Tubby misanthrope would like a shag
In depth knowledge of the US Civil War would invoke conversation, possibly violent arguement.

Don't think my profile would work very well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)
If you were a girl, you'd be just my type.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Well it's been a while and...
NOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)
any hole's a goal

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Mine isn't, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)
well I'm not going to be the letterbox!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I'll be frank with you...
(no I won't)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
And will not be Betty.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Are you asking TD out for some sort of bromance?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)
nope, I'm saying a girl who was at tubby misanthrope with a knowledge of the civl war
would be my type,
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)
too late
lube up, the pair of you and take turns
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1366731
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
If you find her
And she has a skinny friend with a compendious knowledge of Sheridan's Valley campaigns 1864/5 - send that one my way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)
When I've worn her out, I'll toss her your way,

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Oh no - that's not fair.
You get the tubby one, I get her skinny mate, right. Regardless of their ability to analyse whether Sherman was right or wrong at Stones River.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I'm keeping the tubby one, you=can have skinny once she snaps.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I don't put that I'm a larper on them
that just seems like I'd attract basement nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)
What do you put on your profile?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)
PITY MEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)
*there there*
Come to the London bash, you're bound to meet some Internet shut-in who will tollerate your LARPing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
think I'm going to this games thing in Cardiff
B4sh= £50 train fayre + somewhere to stay + drinks and stuff
games thing = £20 petrol, £2 sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)
That's fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
no it's not, it's sensible and dull.
she's skiving out of the pier too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I'm teaching until 3:15
so even if I miraculously left then I'd not be there until 5, and you'd have all fucked off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:59, Reply)
like I say, skiving

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)
London's a long way and scary and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)
nekcihc

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
whatever, city boy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:05, Reply)
tnasaep

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Of course
my hair is still damp though. Bridezillas is on TV and my friend is here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Well sit by the fire for ten minutes, and I'll get you a bowl of cornflakes but it'll have to be straight to bed after.
And no listening to the radio after you should be asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Are you practicing kissing?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
they're too busy pillow
fighting in lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)
*pictures*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
that was one of those creepy ones, wasn't it?
sorry, I didn't really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Too late.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Well he did say he likes BBW porn

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)
But you've lost all that weight, so now it would just be BW.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I'm not black

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Is that what the second B stands for?
That can't be right, i've seen lots who weren't black.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:59, Reply)
That sounds really wrong
I think it's Big Beautiful Women, but I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Implied, if you don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Several times
And nuns. Fat nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Fat nuns........

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Am I wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Seriously?
I think your opinion of me is low enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I wouldn't judge you for liking fat nun porn

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Really?
I'll admit to having enjoyed either, but not both at once, as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)
You haven't searched hard enough
or Rule 35'd it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
it's odd, how you rarely get two niches at once.
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)
you couldn't handle more than one niche at a time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I fucking could!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Are you saying that CQ has a dirty habit

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I'm not to-nsure about it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I'm not really into nuns

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Each to their own

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)
*stops digging*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Hahaha
I still take mild exception to the nun comment
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)
What? that you'd look sexy in a wimple?
OK, fine, I retract it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)
bookmark it
for reflection and learning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
It just seemed the funny thing to say. :(

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)
perhaps
but if you are worried about your image...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
you really don't know me all that well, do you?
fuck my image.

If, on the other hand I had actually offended any on the people i like on here...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)
...then they are weak and must be destroyed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Good point, I am far too soft
then again I don't want to be Al.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I just read 'image' as 'minge'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)
have you got something on your mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:12, Reply)
minge, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
One of the questions tonight
was 'What does a knob thatcher do?'

Apparently they make wigs. Which makes sort of sense, when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:15, Reply)
and you put?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)
something about rooves (roofs?). I forget.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:17, Reply)
presumably merkins for men

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)
What else could we possibly do?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Braid each others hair
or sing into hairbrushes while dancing around to Tiffany records.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)
They'll be tryin' to get away, into the night.
Then they'll put their arms around each other and they'll tumble to the ground and then they'll say...

'I think we're along now'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Good ideas thank you
*braids hair and sings*

Now we're going to do that kissing practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Cool.
Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

try, try and try again. suck harder
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:01, Reply)
That's not good kissing advice

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:04, Reply)
It's not even good advice for bleeding a fuel pump
What were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Al was talking about sucking seed.....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:06, Reply)
the best jokes
are the ones you have to explain
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I have learned from Chompy....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)
The worst jokes in teh world
are the ones you marry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)
*agrees*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Ohh I totally missed that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Right, I've decided.
I'm giving myself the week off. Why? Because I'm worth it.

Bedtime.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Night honey.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)
nighty night

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I appear to be getting shitter at quizzing.
Last week we came second (out of two teams). Today we came third (out of three teams).
I blame mr b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)
that is pretty bad
why so few teams? There's loads at ours
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)
It's in Weston.
Everyone else in on the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Oh, is that where they all are?
I was wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:18, Reply)
What is the prize, should you win the quiz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Well...
it costs 50p per head to join in, and all the money gets divvied up into prizes at the end. But nobody ever takes the money, and it gets put into the charity pot. It's mostly for bragging rights.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:20, Reply)
It would be more lucrative to use the quiz machine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)
When I ran the quiz, we'd have six or seven teams regularly
They sort of tailed off when me and mr b3th started winning every week.
It's a small pub on an estate, many of the punters have kids so can't stay out late on a school night.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)
suppose I ought to go to bed soon
don't really want to, because that admits it's the end of the weekend and the most exciting thing I've done is go into town and fail to arrange to see my friends.

Now 6music is playing a melancholy Tom Waites song. *glums*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Well stay up for a bit and have FUN!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)
*parties*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Woo-Hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Stay up then :)
you never NEED to go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I do have to be up about 7:15
and I'm not good at mornings
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Me neither
unfortunately, I'm not that great at afternnons or evenings either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Well you'll be a barrel of pier based laughs then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:25, Reply)
We'll need a pub handy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I certainly will be.
There's always energy for PLAYING!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)
hehe
i always feel bad for whichever group as me teaching them first thing Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:26, Reply)
They deserve it
for taking such a piss-easy subject

:-p
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:27, Reply)
oh, them's fightin words
I'm gonna turn up to the pier now, just to kick your ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I'm not really

can someone arrange a b4sh during half term. please?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:30, Reply)
why don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:31, Reply)
You could organise one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:31, Reply)
would anyone come to wales?
I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Not without innoculations

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Well organise a bash in a place where people would go.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Bristol?
That puts you in charge, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)
There are b3tans in Bristol far more popular than me who could draw a west-country crowd.
*Plus, I can't be fucked to organise anything*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:36, Reply)
well don't do it in Wales then.
Or find something interesting in Wales to hang it on.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:34, Reply)
but sheep walk off

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:34, Reply)
hahahaha
That's why you need to put their back-legs inside the front of your wellies!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I thought you had to tie them to a lamp post

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:36, Reply)
You can't take sheep in the pub.
You'll get baaared if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)
\o/
*yays*

Seriously though, don't you feel a bit of a migraine/severe cold/stomach bug developing? One that might get worse towards the end of teh week?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I know this sounds lame
but I really really can't do sickies, I just feel MEGA guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I'm sure one of us can write you a note

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Dear Head-teacher,

Captain can't come into school today because she has the wild-shites.

Love n hugs,

B3th, from the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Sounds plausible.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Do you get 'snappy' with them as you try and find your 'focus'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Chin up old girl
it's a new day tomorrow and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)
It's all getting a bit samey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I know what you mean, I've had 2 really dull weeks, looking forward to next weekend.
reviks
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)
:(
i do want to come, just don't think it's feasible
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)
poor excuse cavers.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)
What are you doing next weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Pier then bash.
I'm hoping the cider boat may make an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:30, Reply)
It will. It will.
When are you and Blousie expecting to arrive in the West Country?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I gets to Brizzle Thursday night, not sure on Beej, but I assume a bit before me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)
If you know roughly what time, we can plan cider-drinking accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:38, Reply)
This is an excellent plan

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Granted, we could just make a plan and let everyone else fit in accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:40, Reply)
train get's in about 9:45 I think to BTM

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:41, Reply)
In the AM or the PM

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:42, Reply)
See up there, where I said "Thursday night"?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Are you familar with the city?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)
never been. I might know the accent well enough to imitate it once drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)
With your moustache
I fully expect you to have a proper WW2 RAF accent.
And use words like 'Wilco'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:46, Reply)
this can be arranged, my accent is far from constant.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)
only when shopping in
for garden furniture and stationary
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Silly Cavy
That's Wilko with a k.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:50, Reply)
yvaC ylliS

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:51, Reply)
So you *do* speak Welsh!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:52, Reply)
.od I seY

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:54, Reply)
ooooOoo
right. bed time for me, and lamenting my profession and location.

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Night babe

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Night chuckles.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:54, Reply)
So will you guys all be coming in to Weston together?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:42, Reply)
I'm guessing it's possible.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Will I just meet you all at the train station then?
Or in the town centre?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Your job is to drive to Bristol and pick us all up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I can see taht happening

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Where is easiest to meet... Pier, Pub or Station?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)
If we meet at the station, I could take you all on a route march to the pier.
Otherwise, I would say the best place is by the Carrot.
The carrot is ace. We're all astonishingly proud of the useless pile of toss.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Station get's my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:50, Reply)
You'd have to walk behind me in twos
Holding hands.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:50, Reply)
This also get's my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:52, Reply)
no plans I'm aware of, Blousie does organisation.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)
He's coming to see us, Jeff.
Cos he knows how awesome we are.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I hope the crazy-golf won't be shut for winter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:32, Reply)
It was still open last week when I drove past.
I can't see it closing before the end of teh month.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:34, Reply)
*crosses fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:37, Reply)
We can always have a sandcastle competition instead.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Or just spend more time in the pub,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:38, Reply)
One.
Track.
Mind.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Okay.
We could spend more time on the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Well, they *do* have a bar...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:43, Reply)
If you can see past the fact that it's called 'Captain Jack's'
They also have a posh tea room that does fancy sammiches. And a chippy that sells bottles of cider.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Do you reckon I'll be able to find a cafe that'll do me a coffee and a toasted tea-cake?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)
I should think so.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)
*Hopes*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Right, off to bet with a little religious reading.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:56, Reply)
*folds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Haha what?
Night Old Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:57, Reply)
First hit when you GIS "fat nun porn" believe it or not. :)
Nighty night.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Just us b3th.
What time do you want to be meeting on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:01, Reply)
in case it figures
we have a train back from brizzle to london at 8:30. really off to bed now. night.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:06, Reply)
11? 12? whatever time the train gets in, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:06, Reply)
The trains are quite regular.
As far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:07, Reply)
must be all that roughage.
I think they usually run every half hour during the day. You'll have to check what time you want to be going back.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:08, Reply)
I think the bigger question here is....
'Just how many hours of entertaining is it possible to find in WsM'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I should think there's a good few hours of fun on the pier
plus mini golf, plus food, plus drinking. I should think we can string out five or six hours of entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Okay.
I'll give some thought to train times and stuff and communicate accordingly.

If Blousie and CQ have a 8.30 from BTM to Paddington, then they'll probably not want to be away from WsM any later than 6.30pm, just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:16, Reply)
That sounds about right.
Maybe ask the boss tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:17, Reply)
Leave everything to Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:19, Reply)

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