Morning wanker chops.
You're joking aren't you? I haven't got any friends and my leg tag means I am not allowed out to get picked on.

Alt: It was excellent. I beat up some kittens and shat on a puppy. Not long left on the shitfaced countdown.

Att alt: I enjoyed SF's program last night. Especially the footage showing young children acquiring language. And sucking my cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Stop being so fucking chirpy.
Re your alt: I now have a mental image involving Carol Vorderman and a glass table.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)

There you go Carol.
Get those peanuts down you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:54, Reply)

'Three from the bottom please'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:57, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Haha

( broadsword, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)