I don't get it.
Why would they know Unix?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

All 7 year old kids learn the variant of Unix
where the screen flies along as though it were an aircraft flight simulator, didn't you know this?

It differs from all other Unix systems who are command line based via telnet style windows only
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I recognise some of the words in your post.
That's as far as it goes.

I can't even attach a link in here.

And do you know what, I'm fucking glad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Allow me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Nicely done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)