i would like to have the sloppy fucker who organised the closure of the westbound blackfriars underpass yesterday SACKED
i was driving in quite happily from essex, got to the point where i could have gone down to aldgate and round, or gone along to tower hill and gone along the embankment. the latter being slightly quicker for my office, i chose it.

only after a substantial Q, when you are stuck in gridlocked traffic with no other options, does a little sign pop up saying: "underpass closed, please seek alternative route". you fucking stupid fucking fuckers, i would have done, if you had put this sign somewhere useful, like where people actually had a choice of routes. also, the diversion over southwark bridge? also chock-full of roadworks and down to one lane. you stole about an hour of my life making me sit in that traffic and i WANT IT BACK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was on a country road in Dorset last week
suddenlky the road said closed ahead, but it was not blocked. 'fuck it' I thought and carried, this persuaded around 6 other cars to carry on as well, 3 miles later the road abruptly end where a bridge once stood.

i think the other cars thought I knew something that i really didn't
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

see
if they had put: "road closed because bridge is gone" then you would not have carried on. fucking morons!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I think it's fair to say that i was fairly moronic as well...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

oh
i didn't realise that needed to be said!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You are probably right, but when Monty's not here bullying me I need attention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)