Where have you been looking to find love Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Down blind allies and on the other side of a one way round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Why not take a new hobby? You'll meet lots of new people and some of them might be GIRLZ.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Only ugly girls have hobbies
Fit girls have fun. And sex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

And how is the spazzy-computer club going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Ugh.
I'm getting totally fed up with them. As soon as I get a job, I am SO out of there.

As I left the pub this lunchtime, I noticed that someone is doing up an empty shop. On further inspection, it appears it will be a charity shop, and they are looking for a manager. I was straight in there, and they're going to give me a call later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Get in there b3th, if I'm ever going to be a kept man, you'll need a job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I'm not sure how 'kept' you'd be if b3th gets a job as a professional jumble-seller.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I believe teh going rate is about 10k

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You'll never be short of fancy-dress options either.
That must be worth another 25k a year to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

A job isn't all about the money, not for me anyway. If it was, I'd train up and become a stock broker.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Oh dayum man, I forgot all about it, I was gonna enrole in a night course in sept, donno what, cooking or something, something to meet new people.
They get new people in, in Jan too, I'll do it then.

In the mean time, totally going to get myself out there more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Check poledancing classes out, there's good ratios there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)

A lot of Poles though.
Coming over here, nicking our dances...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

100% true story, when I did Drama GCSEs, there was me, 5 of my best mates, and about 20 fit girls.
It was one of the only reasons I turned up to school for, loved it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

What productions did you stage Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

For our final, our group did one on the Jamie Bulger incident, about the two boys.
I'm afraid that's all I can remember.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)

If that's all you can remember then I'm guessing you played the part of Jamie.
And it was staged near a real railway line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)