Well, I feel like shit.
I woke up in the middle of the night with a wicked sore throat, which I just remembered half an hour ago when I realised I have a thumping headache.
If I come down with a bastard cold before PIERBASH, I'm still fucking going. Fuck it.

Alt: University Challenge on tonight. Is it a great half-hour's entertainment, or intellectual wankery? I put it to you that your answer will be indicative of your own intelligence.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:16, 138 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've just begun to be a bit sniffly
I'm hoping to ignore it and it will go away. DRINK ORANGE JUICE!

alt: not watched it in years. Not sure what this says about my intelligence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Being sniffly means you are COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING.
This means you will have to take Friday off work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:20, Reply)

no it means I must work harder
and bury my head in the sand
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:21, Reply)

If you're already sniffly
then sticking your head in the sand is hardly going to help your sinuses. You need some bracing sea air. English sea air, not the moldy Welsh sort.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:23, Reply)

it's the same sea though
I just looked it up and I could wave at you from Cardiff. Unfortately I'm not in cardiff either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

If entertainment such as UC can be educational, I'm all for it.

(888777555, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:20, Reply)

is it truly educational?
If it is, then so is weakest link
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:30, Reply)

I watched The Weakest Link once
It taught me not to be a mincing gayer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

but I thought that one won?
surely the message there is that's what you need to do to win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I'm currently suffering my four times (or so) a year whooping cough.
Had it for a week and I'll still have it for another two. It's horrible and I can't sleep properly. I should probably stop smoking whilst I have it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Ugh. I feel your pain.
I used to suffer evry single year with bronchitis, from the age of 11 to about 30ish. Two or three full weeks of not being able to do anything quickly, having to sleep sitting up, coughing up a lung most afternoons. Joy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I didn't know whooping cough was a recurring thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Guinness and red wine are your friends at this time.
Followed by warmed whisky with honey in it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Oh man, I thought I was the only one who thought wisky is fucking vile without something like cola in it, except that glava and southern comfort ones.
I totally want to try warming some honey up and pouring it in a glass of whisky now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:59, Reply)

It's so good it's almost worth getting a cold for.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:01, Reply)

True story, I sometimes have hot water, honey, whisky and lemon drink, when I don't even have a cold.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Damn it, I'm barrasic 'till payday, I can't justify getting a bottle in =(((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Alt: I can't stand it. It's just so smug.
And with apologies, because I know at least two people who've been on there, they obviously enjoy it, but I just find it's all so horribly, disgustingly pleased with itself. Even the music sounds smug. I didn't think it was possible for music to sound smug, but the title music just seems to drip with odious self-satisfaction.

But at least it's not Quote-un-fucking-quote, I guess...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I can't stand it. I know you planned it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:10, Reply)

something about setting it straight.
and probably watergate, but this may have been another example of my encroaching deafness.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Indeed you are correct C to the quizzle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Well, at least we agree on something.
Another example of music uniting people of different nations and all that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Indeed.
Much as the accepted wisdom is that Paul's Boutique is the best Beastie Boys album, my favourite is Ill Communication.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

"rah rah rah, we're going to smash the oinks"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg

Best UC pisstake ever.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I really really like the dodododododo bits in that Way You Kissed Me song.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Poor B3th, hurry up and get better.
alt: meh.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

You're a communist again!
What g'wan, blud?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Not really...
not a lot, eating dinner an procrastinating about clearing up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I'm watching Dont Tell The Bride on BBC3
and wondering what it is about weddings that turns women and their mothers into screaming harpies. We certainly never had this hassle when we planned ours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Marriage is evil.
I'm going to have to be a best man next March, I'm dreading this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Marriage is fine
That was the bit I was excited about, more so than the wedding.
Having said that, we both got everything out of the day that we wanted. I didn't make him wear a suit, because he doesn't like suits, we incorporated a quiz and a massive piss up into teh day, and everyone was relaxed and happy. It was totally perfect.

What annoys me about 'some' girls is that they just go absolutely mental, insist that the day is ALL about them, and want to spiunk a year's mortgage on what is essentially a party dress.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Exactly
My very good mate spent about £25k on her wedding. It was a lovely day, but at the end of the day, it's just a day. That £25k would have been very handy when her hubby had to stop working for 18 months due to a shoulder injury sustained in Iraq.

Then again, the reason they could afford £25k was because his job was in Iraq.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I do sometimes wonder if I was meant to be a man

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Where as I wish I just hadn't bothered at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

This^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

We also wish you wouldn't bother.
Evening Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

*Sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I'm really sorry I won't get to meet you at the weekend, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I'll take pictures and send them your way if you like.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Good-oh.
Make sure you get a candid one of him slipping one to some pissed up tramp's staffie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

For bribery and corruption purposes, of course
not cheap gratification.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

As long as I get a copy for wanking purposes, that'll be fine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Will do.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Good for you, glad it worked for you.
Maybe one day I shall be so lucky. I'd also substitute "most" for "some".
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

My first marriage was just a trial run anyway.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

My mate;s dad said "don't marry your first wife, marry your second"
Of course he said it at his son's (first) wedding. Staggering lack of tact, but he was right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

^ This. The first one doesn't really count.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Oh, that's alright then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

it's just for practice.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I've already decided
my next one is going to be a toyboy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Free Fair!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Eeeeew!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Steady on.
I'm going to be a cougar, not a kiddy fiddler.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

She loves a bit of noncery.
And luckily, so does he.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Evening Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Evening Jeff.
Jeff, listen. I'm not happy, right? I'm not happy at all. Last night I left Steam downloading Empire: Total War. Downloaded about 6000 Megs, so I paused it so the Mrs could work from home using her VPN, and tonight, I go to start it up again, and it's lost that previous 6000 Meg and is starting again.

What's that all about Jeff? I mean, really Jeff, what's that about?

You all set for the weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

It's about you being pussy whipped

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

If it was your brother doing the whipping
i'd be perfectly happy with that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I haven't checked in the last thirty odd years
but I don't remember him having a pussy. He may have had one fitted since he was three, I guess.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I reckon I'm fairly set for the weekend. My rough plan is to come to london, eat some nice food, get drunk and moan about any shit music I'm forced to listen to.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That sounds like a good plan.
I reckon right, I reckon, if you get yourself 3, actually no, call it four, call it four. Get yourself 4 tins of lager, your choice of brand, I don't know what you prefer, but get 4 of them, and drink them at a rate of about 1 every three quarters of an hour on the train down, then when you arrive, you'll be perfectly drunk to really get stuck into a further 4 cans during dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Cans of lager....
I'd probably go for Stella. Although I could bring some cider with me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

You could go for cider, you could
I'd say my only concern were that to be the case Jeff, is that, well, frankly you don't have a good track record, and with stella, well, you know where you are with Stella, but with cider. I don't know Jeff, I'm not sure you know where you are with cider.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'm more or less stopped drinking cider as it was giving me chest pains.
I'll get some fizzy-lager. Is there an offy near the restaurant? Obviously, I'll have my 'train' beer, but I'll want to get some cold ones in for the meal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

There is an offy no more than 10 metres from the front door.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

'White Ace' I up landlord!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I hope one day you will be lucky enoughto marry me, yes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Steady on Lass, you're got the first one to get out of the way first.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

That's the attitude.
Make everyone else ill with your EVIL GERMS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I will snog each and every one of you
just to make absolutely sure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

*Orders an egg-mayo and garlic sarnie, just in case*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'm throwing paracetamol down my neck just in case.
If it gets any worse, I'll hit the big guns. Oh yeah, I'm talking Day Nurse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Get on the Beechams and have a hot toddy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

that's the back up plan
Hot toddy, hot bath, cold bedroom, sleep.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

You should go with the toddy anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I only like them with dark rum
and the only dark spirit we ahve in teh house is whisky. Whisky is urgh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Well you won't taste the whisky when you put honey and lemon in with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I don't like honey
but I could try brown sugar.

*rolling stones*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You fucking deserve to be ill you fussy spastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Your sympathy is palpable.
I am overwhelmed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Sorry. That was probably a bit harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Remove the word 'fussy' and swap it for 'pickey'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Yeah, I love you too Jeff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll buy you an ice-cream if your throat is still sore.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That's certainly better than mr b3th's idea for curing a sore throat

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Has he asked you to 'shut the fuck up' ?
Sorry. I'm being mean this evening
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Let's just say
it involves a used condom and a freezer.

Let us also say, I have never taken him up on this idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I like mr b3th
don't supose he's coming to the pier?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

He most certainly is not.
He has been forbidden from having anything to do with OT.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You should bring him along.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

totally!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)

But but but!
then I couldn't flirt shamelessy with everyone, and he might find out my plan to do away with him...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

He sounds a good sport
I'm sure he'd let us borrow you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure he has his own special brand of salty medication for that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure he has his own special brand of salty medication for that.

(berk, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I heard Squeeze do cough drops these days.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You're having multiple!
Evening berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Night Nurse is the only Over The Counter that I know of that can get me nicely fucked.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I heard if you pour night nurse and day nurse into a glass
they don't mix, but act a bit like a lava lamp.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Play it cool, Gonz, play it cool....... *Falls through bar*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Tempted to come to the pier now Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I've got one month to get me some nooky or me being 27 would be an entire year desilute of so much as a snog.
I'm not saying I want a smpathy pull or shag is in order, I'm not saying I want someone to take pity on me and let me touch them up......but, oh wait, yeah', I guess I kindda am.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Hell, if I'm having wet dreams about richard o'brian dressed as a goblin in the chains of olympus.... then a chance encounter with a delicious smilie blond with an infectious smile as well as infectious viral condition, would be right up my street.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Where have you been looking to find love Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Down blind allies and on the other side of a one way round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Why not take a new hobby? You'll meet lots of new people and some of them might be GIRLZ.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Only ugly girls have hobbies
Fit girls have fun. And sex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

And how is the spazzy-computer club going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Ugh.
I'm getting totally fed up with them. As soon as I get a job, I am SO out of there.

As I left the pub this lunchtime, I noticed that someone is doing up an empty shop. On further inspection, it appears it will be a charity shop, and they are looking for a manager. I was straight in there, and they're going to give me a call later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Get in there b3th, if I'm ever going to be a kept man, you'll need a job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I'm not sure how 'kept' you'd be if b3th gets a job as a professional jumble-seller.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I believe teh going rate is about 10k

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You'll never be short of fancy-dress options either.
That must be worth another 25k a year to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

A job isn't all about the money, not for me anyway. If it was, I'd train up and become a stock broker.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Oh dayum man, I forgot all about it, I was gonna enrole in a night course in sept, donno what, cooking or something, something to meet new people.
They get new people in, in Jan too, I'll do it then.

In the mean time, totally going to get myself out there more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Check poledancing classes out, there's good ratios there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)

A lot of Poles though.
Coming over here, nicking our dances...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

100% true story, when I did Drama GCSEs, there was me, 5 of my best mates, and about 20 fit girls.
It was one of the only reasons I turned up to school for, loved it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

What productions did you stage Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

For our final, our group did one on the Jamie Bulger incident, about the two boys.
I'm afraid that's all I can remember.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)

If that's all you can remember then I'm guessing you played the part of Jamie.
And it was staged near a real railway line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

If only you were a girl Gonz

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

come on Gonz, it'd be ace.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I love the sea, I know I would have a fucking wicked time, but I got docs first thing on friday and company over for dinner; which will be equally fun.
I'm still hoping that you and the lovely BGB would make it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

we're not back in london til gone 10 friday mate
looks unlikely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Sad Times, but we'll hook up saturday though, yeah'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Oh yes, big boy, we shall
*winks*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Awesomeness Maximus.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Oh fuck me, I got a half priced bento box on the way home from work.
It's packed rice with a load of teyakki sauce, covered in a shitload of battered and deep fried (tempora) onion.

SOO FUCKING GOOD.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Why is it half price?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Everything there after 5 is half price, nothing is kept 'till the next day.
It's awesome, probably my favorite cheap take-away resturant.

£4.30 got me
- 3 Prawn Katsus
- 3 Yakatori Sticks
- 1x mini bento box, which includes a huge onion tempora, bed of rice. And a pot of udon noodles... the mini bento is different every day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Has everyone gone down with the b3th AIDS?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Is she the board slag?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I don't think so. She just has the b3th AIDS*
*Some people would possibly call it 'a bit of a cold'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I prefer the thought of a line of fat nerdy shut in's queuing up for a Ha'penny Knee trembler from board trollop b3th

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

alright Rory bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Nope

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)