alright bbz?
So, Bruce or Wark? Bruce loves facials, you can just tell. Does Wark do bumming do you think?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I reckon Fiona would be delighted to take it up the wrong 'un from you PD.
Especially if you were wearing your new shoes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I don't think I'd plumb Fiona.
She's too classy for plumbing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Wark would plumb like Mario.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:43, Reply)

as I suspected.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)

But if she was to say to you....
'Dozer, you make me so wet, you filling my vadge tonight will be like trying to find a disguarded woodbine on the M25, stick it up my dirt pipe this evening. There is lube in the cabinet next to the bed'

Would you turn her down?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)

of course not.
But just the once.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Well, you hold onto that thought.
Because, lets be honest. It ain't NEVER gonna happen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)

curses!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:48, Reply)

I might be wrong. It has happened before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:51, Reply)

It's a shame there aren't enough people on here now to make this post of the day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Feel free to link it tomorrow - I won't be around!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:47, Reply)