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I is watching Fiona Bruce on telly.Again.
What is it that you are doing?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:10, 264 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Watching Minder and hoping that if I stare at the pile of ironing that is in the chair it'll iron itself.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:11,
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Completing this online GCP coursefuck, it's dull. It's giving me a reason to wear my sexy new glasses though, and it's also much easier to read...
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How did the move go berk?And thanks for the birthday greeting as well!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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Which move?I moved house weeks ago, but my new job doesn't start til Monday...
I take it you managed to celebrate without injury?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Sorry. I probably missed news of your move.Is the new house all nice and friendly then?
I only have a slight foot strain that I didn't have before the weekend started. So I think I got off lightly!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:24,
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Yes, the new house is lovelysharing again after 6 or 7 years of living alone hasn't been nearly as bad as I feared - probably because I only share the kitchen, and everyone here is a working professional rather than a grubby student cunt.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Good stuff.Will you be attending the Internet Hardmans Luncheon this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:31,
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I'm not sure my budget will stretch to it sadlymuch as I would like to. And it also depends if tennis boy is coming - he is having a think about it.
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How did you bill the event to TB'Hey, TB! Come and meet some geeks from the Internet.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:41,
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Erm, sort of'it's a birthday party, it's just a bunch of people that I know...'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
hahahahaI hope you added, 'And just so you know, you'll recognise NONE of the music that'll get played. But don't worry, none of it will be FUCKING BENT'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:46,
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He likes his 70s rock actuallyso he'd probably recognise more than I will. But I doubt he'll come - he doesn't finish work til 2pm on Saturday and has to be back for 1pm on Sunday.
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So are you baking Monty and Stunned a cake?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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I'm not sure cake is Monty's kind of thinghe'll mistake the icing sugar for coke and then he'll be pissed off all evening. But I believe you requested lemon drizzle, which I can manage.
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Woo hoo!As for cake not being Monty's thing...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:00,
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I'm sure he'd appreciate it if you could make a cake that looks like CAKE.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:03,
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No she's a cunt. A cunt with the most annoying voice on British TV.
I bet her fanny really stinks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:19,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:25,
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Indeed.We rejoiced when you flounced. Monty was weeping great salty tears of joy.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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No, I was watching Minder.I'm now watching some sort of music channel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJL1APHzyCw
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Yeap!Still fancy getting spannered this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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WooHoo!Assuming your Doris lets you out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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If you tidy your room she might give you your pocket money as well!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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all my pocket money is going on my daughter. For the next 20+ years I expect. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:37,
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Well I'll have you buy you a pint then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:38,
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Top idea. Ta. I'm off for my supper whilst the baby is being quiet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:42,
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sniffing and drinking lemsip. Stupid start of term cold
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:19,
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You got your cold from bumming b3th.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:25,
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Just taken a break from my exercise bike.Now less than 11 stone, I have reached the healthy average weight for my age and height! Don't want to lose anymore because sub 10 stone makes one a pathetic shell of a man.
32 inch waist o rama.
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i just fucked up my computerwhat a twat - opened a thing from an email I shouldn't have (recognised the sender, didn't think to check it, I blame my cold) now lots of shit on my computer seems to have disappeared. :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:42,
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You may need to take a day off to get it repaired....(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:44,
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Meh.The pain in my knees has overtaken the headache though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:45,
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NO, it's not rheumatoid.I just get sharp red-hot-knitting-needle pain, follwed by a constant ache for hours. Currently I have it in my knees, ankles, elbows FFS, back and hip.
Frankly, I have no idea how I'm still alive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:51,
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www.schmoo.co.uk/thclub/thcuses.htm
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:59,
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Does your virus software not catch it all?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:44,
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it caught somethingbut now shit's going down and things look different. Running virus checks and things now, just to see what bits it missed.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:46,
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What was the title of the rogue e-mail - just in case it's doing the rounds.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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it's from Kingdom of Loathingwell it isn't, but it is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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fucking fuckI think it's doing bad things. Opened it in safe mode and running malware checks - how the fuck after years of using internet and email and shit I suddenly just go "yeah, I know I'll just open a program from an email without checking?" ffs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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I'm sure if you've got the necessary updates and stuff installed, you'll be fine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:56,
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Read this Captainwww.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/topic420531.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:58,
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that references itbut doesn't give an answer. I think it's a pretty new one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:00,
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I'll try and find you some info if you want.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:00,
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I've had a look, but if you do find something, that would be helpfulCurrently I'm running malware checks in safe mode as it decided it felt like rebooting. I'm posting from me netbook
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:01,
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*grump*now why is my computer making high pitched beeping noises?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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it's fucked.time to bog-wash it, show it who's boss.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:06,
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bog wash?oh god it's doing it again. I've fucking fucked it up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:07,
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Can you turn it on in safe mode and do a system reset?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:09,
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it's in safe mode running adawarenot sure about a system reset. Just spoke to my friend who reiterated my shitness, he is talking formatting :( need to try annd back up pretty desperately.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:25,
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virus checker said it found a trojanthen nothing happened for a bit, then firefox crashed, I think there was a dialogue box then, but I forget. This happened again and there were MANY dialogue boxes. Then I ran virus checker (it found nothing) and malware checker. There was some unpleasantness with a reboot and I opened it in safe mode. It's not quietly running adaware, as I don't know what else to do, and earlier made a noise like an angry trapped bee
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:31,
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a trapped bee you say....Sounds like a BUG!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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It sounds like something I had a few months ago.I don't want to worry you, but in the end I had to so a factory reset.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:36,
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:(i guess it's time to back up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:38,
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.ereht etunim a rof hslew erew uoytogrof ,hsaw-gob ,yrroS(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:09,
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welsh has many fewer vowels(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:34,
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I'm sorry, Donkey HoteyAre we not exciting enough for you? Would you not like to mock my spasmo-ness and Cavy's poorly computer?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:05,
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Bored of housework I meant, hoping this place would be more entertaining.Hi creaky b3th.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:07,
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I asked the old feller to come to PIERBASH, but he wasn't interested.Therefore I can slut it *right* up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:12,
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Did you say, 'Husband. Want to see me slag it right up on Friday?'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:13,
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I told him the boys thought he sounded cool and wanted to meet him.He said they'd all laugh at hi,m for being old and then laugh at me for marrying him, and anyway you're all too artistic for him and he'd have nothjing in common with you.
Or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:16,
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Liar.I'll bet you said 'I suggested you came along, but the boys said 'no'.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17,
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I'll bet you had to agree to let him administer his special 'sore throat' cure so you could go out without him.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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I'm totally not artistic.I is an engineer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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I told him taht, toobut he's a miserable old fucker who goes out of his way to not be happy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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Did he say "artistic" or "autistic"?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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Excellent.The first ever b3ta pier-based orgy it is then.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:15,
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*Wonders if they still have the 'fun house' attraction*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17,
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Is it a whole lot of fun, prizes to be won.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:18,
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That looks like it should be a question...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:21,
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Why don't you get a job on the pier.We could pick up an application form on Friday and complete it in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:13,
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That would be ACEand not at all a waste of my impressive skillzorz.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:14,
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Running the prize bingo would be more fun than working in a charity shop.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:15,
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But you'd be able to make loads of Birmingham based grannies say 'fuck'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:18,
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actually close to wanting to killright now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:34,
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anyone not OK, I'm like a walking doom magnet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:37,
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Cheers stunned, now I want a pint of Doom Bar(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:39,
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i have not had this beerperhaps now would be a good time for some to magically appear.
*wishes*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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I'd offer to help, but you're doing all the right stuff already.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:39,
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not sure I amI think the right thing is never to touch anything again. All the lights are now gone in my bathroom and the bog seat's fallen off. i need to not be near things.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40,
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Put on the oven gloves and go to bed then, tomorrow will be a better day.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41,
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That would also help with the clunge-touching(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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no it won'tcomputer will still be broken and I will still be me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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Casn you take it in to the friendly IT bod at work tomorrow?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:43,
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This is an ideaI could talk to the department. There was a guy we trapped in the staff room the other day and made him fix all our computers. Perhaps I'll go and find him. ta
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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ten bob says it was him that spiked you with the virus.We're a vindictive bunch of cunts and no mistake
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Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:52,
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He could have done it so that you'd go to him for help.Perhaps he fancies the arse off you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:53,
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different computer(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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You coming for lunch Saturday Kroney?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54,
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Did the case of Gary Glitter teach you nothing?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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I'm not a nonce.it's one of the few thing I've not been accused of, no idea why.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:49,
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statistically speaking it is likely to be less crap.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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Any clues as to what caused the bog seat to fall off....Or have you got nothing to go on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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I'm not exactly flushed with success(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45,
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i should log a complaint(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47,
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I think you'd be pissing in the wind if you think that'll help.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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Thanks Thanks Thanks Armitage Shanks!www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBgHDSzd6BI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OplEWePVtJM
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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Well, most people 'curl one' out.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:55,
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CAPTAIN!It's an internet HARDMAN'S lunch. So get me name right. 'else I'll pinch you dead hard on the arm and give you a chinese burn.
(But yes, I'm up for lunch).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11,
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too poorly and shitshould sleep now, but things are running on the computer. reckon it would be bad to leave it on overnight?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:55,
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Give it another 20 minutes, if it's been running for a while already you might get some results.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:56,
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i guessjust been moving files to the removable hdd and it reckons that'll take another hour
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:56,
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It'll soon speed up.Put the kettle on and make yourself a brew.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:57,
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then I will never sleepand I'll probably manage to electricute myself on the kettle or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:58,
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b3th says I'm not allowed to touch my clunge(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:01,
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Hmm.Maybe she was getting HIV and the computer virus confused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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I think it was more fear of breaking anything she touched.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:05,
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I'm sick and jinxed, don't be mean!*whines*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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that's taking the *there there*a step forward. If I've whined that much I guess I just need to MTFU
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:07,
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i shall engagethe "drinking hot milk and just going the hell to bed" method of MTFUing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09,
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already done lemsiponly whisky i've got is posh stuff. Milk and sleep should do the trick.
ta
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11,
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probably not, as long as it's in safe mode, offline and running fixxie-software.don't forget the oven gloves.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:56,
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i think I have mittens somewhere(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:57,
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As long as they deter clunge-touching.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:58,
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Let's be honest. There was no point me really asking 'who is she?' - The answer is 'Yes, course I wouldn'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09,
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Is 'Bullshit Prescott' John's younger brother?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14,
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Goes into expectation management mode:*So, Stunned, are you expecting anything other than a pint as a birthday gift?*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:16,
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Pills. Always pills. If you don't get to the shops I will have gift opportunities for last minute buyers.
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Are we talking PROPER disco biscuit or some modern shit full of K?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:23,
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I remember when a biscuit would cost twenty quid.How much are pills these days?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:31,
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With my dickie-ticker I'm unlikely to get involved these days.Although saying that, I'm very easily led. I remember once buying speed from former chart topper Mr C from the Shamen. That pisses all over Monty's 'Brad Pitt/weed' story.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37,
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you're an either or question(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:17,
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At least I'm not welsh.go to bed mittens.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:17,
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i'm busy drinking bedtime milkand being childishly stubbon and whiney
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:18,
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And I hope you're not Welsh Captain.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:19,
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i'm notonly quixote thinks so. It is scary that next year will mark the point at which I've spent as long living in wales as in england :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:21,
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She's in denial Jeffers, ignore her.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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Clicks Ignore against Captain's name.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:24,
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:(i'll get you, boyo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:25,
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You made her do a sadface Jeff.not that you can see it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26,
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She's as welsh as Catherine Zeta.I know, I've met her.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:21,
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I have raven hairand a thick welsh accent and a thing for old men
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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The lesser spotted* yellow raven.*Doesn't go out enough.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29,
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And you teaching the new generation.....I despair.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:20,
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we teach them how to arse aboutand get away with it, and scare them with scary masks in the darkroom
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22,
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you can have as many roapy looking news readers as you like.If Dozer leaves you any.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:19,
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He's not coming on Saturday. Leaves more ropey newsreaders for us real men.
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Nah, any gents that come I'll point your way too.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26,
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Fuck you stunned, I don't need to take that.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:28,
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right. BedtimeI apologise for my whinging and whining.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:23,
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Kirsty Wark? Eew.And Fiona is not 'ropey' by any stretch of the imagination.
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alright bbz?So, Bruce or Wark? Bruce loves facials, you can just tell. Does Wark do bumming do you think?
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I reckon Fiona would be delighted to take it up the wrong 'un from you PD.Especially if you were wearing your new shoes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:39,
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But if she was to say to you....'Dozer, you make me so wet, you filling my vadge tonight will be like trying to find a disguarded woodbine on the M25, stick it up my dirt pipe this evening. There is lube in the cabinet next to the bed'
Would you turn her down?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:44,
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Well, you hold onto that thought.Because, lets be honest. It ain't NEVER gonna happen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:47,
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I might be wrong. It has happened before.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:51,
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It's a shame there aren't enough people on here now to make this post of the day. (, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Feel free to link it tomorrow - I won't be around!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:47,
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