100% Nunny, Eggy Goodness.
Would you rather: 1) Fellate an angry bear to the point of his vinegar strokes, at which time you leave him with blue bear balls and the rage of an angry (and now sexually frustrated) bear while covered in honey or 2) Masturbate furiously using only a picture of Anne Widdecombe as inspiration.

alt: Yes. I don't like it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

well, who doesn't do the second one every night?
and sometimes in the morning?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I sometimes have a quick 'Anne' at lunchtime, just to keep my eye in.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

An "anne frank" ?
rhyming slang for the quietest wank in history?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

:O

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

World's most dangerous danger wank.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)