sparkly long pink false eyelashes
they look like gay tarantulas.

oh god, where do i start? at least al isn't here to pour his sanctimonious steaming piss over everything money-related!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The story about the neon bar sign amused me
drunken ebay purchases are the worst.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

yeah, not my finest moment
and now i have my IPAD, the potential for buying crap when i get bored waiting for the bloke to go to the bar or something has been trebled. gash.

i also got 15 BNIB benefit lipglosses one night. and i am so paranoid about people sharing food/drinks etc. i had to throw them away just in case they weren't really BNIB (they weren't shrink-wrapped or anything reassuring).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Your immune system must be weak and limp wristed.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I just did a tiny officelol
for some reason I can see this happening very clearly.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I remember a thousand pound handbag for one thing.
A bag of sand on a sack for keeping makeup in.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Ha! I spent £100 on a bag once and thought I needed locking up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

which one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I despair

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)