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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can only read text with my right eye up to two feet away now.I should probably do something about that.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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How is that going to help or harm my eyesight?You have some damned funny ideas, woman.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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God, from my pelvis to my eye is about four foot.Do you take me for some sort of superhuman? It'd have to go off like a rifle.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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You'd be amazed at how far that stuff goessurely, as a man, you should know this?
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No, not at all.I drop it off gently just outside the fallopian tube.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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For a start, I'd put your right eye back in its socket so that it's not two feet away. That'd help.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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It's weird. I always assumed my eyesight would start going more or less evenlythe sight in my left eye is still perfect.
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Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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Just wear an eye-patch and tell the right one it can come out again when it decides to play ball.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:16,
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