I can't abuse you
Because you'll just trot to the mods.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oooh, that stings!
Play nice or I won't ruffle your hair.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)

You will not touch my splendid curly hair.
You evil spic.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I'll touch ANYTHING of yours that I fancy.
Or can stomach.
How's the rash?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)

You will not talk about my rash on a public forum
Lest I mention your unfortunate infection. It can't be easy having bile green discharge out of your knob.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I only got that from rash-frottage, as you well know.
Anyway, got a new "service user" on the bus tomorrow.
76 yo bloke, just moved back to uk after 54 years living in sarth afrika.
Should harbour some interesting prejudices, I would imagine.
Why am I telling you this? Cos he made me think of you.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

YOU - are telling ME - I'm bigotted?
What will he think when you drive him to the goat farm and watches you in action?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I'm gonna make the racist cunt's eyeballs bleed.
Or summink.
Is it morally ok to harness them up like that? Ok most of them can hardly generate more than 0.3kwh so it's hardly worth it but I enjoy watching them sweat.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)

If you're deriving energy from pensioners thats fine
Don't hurt the goats.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I'd NEVER hurt a goat. Not even ever.
I might eat the fucker, what with me being an utter cunt and a carnivore, but I'd never hurt one of my meaty pals.
Anyway, what the fuck were you on about?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Oh yeah, using old folk to generate electricity.
The feed-in tariff ain't all it's cracked up to be.
I have to have them PAT tested every year for one thing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)

C'mon goatshagger 69.
The truth is?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Ok, the truth is this.
I fuck goats.
Happy now? Cos those goats sure are ;))
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)

And as above
You'd never hurt a goat.

Your goat shaped penis keeps 'em happy.

But that means you've had sex? Like, real sex and not with some rubber dolly.

Puts you on a fairly high b3ta standing, I'd say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:10, Reply)

An interesting combination of back/fore-hand compliment and insult there.
The work of a true master(bator), buddy ;)
Ok, back to the script...
Have you ever seen a goats clunge?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)