I asked my ex to marry me when I was 19 and we'd been going out a few months
It did not work out.

In short; Al is right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bizarrely, at 19, he did much the same
and believe me, I'm not stupid enough to think that just because I've fallen arse about tit for him that he feels the same, or that everything will work out like a Disney film.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Depends which Disney film
I hope for your sake it doesn't go all Emperor's New Groove
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Alright then, a Disney film in which neither of us end up turning in to llamas.

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You're going to end up flying using your ears???

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Or elephants
or any other anthropomorphic animal.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Or living in a frankly dubious house-sharing arrangement with seven vertically challenged manual workers?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You're going to kill your uncle who killed your father!?

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You're going to use magic to show a group of disenfranchised kids a magical world of penguins and chimney-sweeps that their parents can never hope to match, effectively ruining their chances of keeping their children on the straight and narrow?
You monster
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

We've all been there I think.
Mine was related to first-fuck syndrome. Looking back, she was a bit of a nutter.

Come to think of it, all my exes are.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

ha ha, yeah right virgin.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

He meant to write fist-fuck
because that's all he's had.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

My first ex had planned to ask me to marry him when we'd finished uni
as he's now a ginger, balding, morbidly obese raging right-wing cunt (who had a nervous breakdown when we split up, no less) I think I dodged a real fucking bullet there.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Lucky escape.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You have no idea
I'd rather cauterise my foof with a red hot rusty poker than let him up it again.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Didn't you say he was ginger?
Rusty poker... etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I asked mine after about 8 months
I think the tart would have said yes to anyone to be fair.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Yeah, she was getting on a bit
and she needed someone to stop her nicking hub caps.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I hear she was born in the 70s no less

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Fucking hell, people born in the 70s are still alive?
do you have to use industrial strength motor oil to lube her up?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I could use a good lubing myself
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)