When out on Monday
I was with a friend whose parents are Chinese, and she reads and speaks it. A guy asked her to translate his tattoo for her, then followed her round for ages enthusing about how grateful he was.

Alt: Not a one. Never found something I want for the rest of my life.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Was it some other mans name?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It was what he'd actually wanted
which was 'Everything has a reason.' I could barely keep a straight face. However there were a fair few gays out, who turned out to be straight. `
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Is that you tacitly admiting to getting some tongue action on monday night?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I hate those straight gays.
It's so confusing. Do I reach around or is that impolite?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Hah hardly
though this was not just me being a fatty, but the fact I was surrounded by freshers.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

They're brilliant.
So gullible and, well, fresh.

We've got the Royal London freshers running about here at the mo.

Naughty girls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not shagging a fresher
I have SOME standards. They're ridiculously young and moronic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Sexy moronic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

There were several third years there
taking full advantage of this.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Too right.
They are great as long as they don't speak.

So young, so smooth, so stupid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)