I've been here over 16 years.
I've been pissing about on B3ta for over seven of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You have been working in the same place for 16 years
yet complain bitterly about how shite it is and how long you're out of the house for each day... why are you still there?
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Because, among other things, Monty is an incredibly stupid person.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

4. My luxurious hair has prevented me from moving jobs.
I just have so much of it, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

The baliffs will cut off his balls if he quit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

1. Debt means I cannot take a pay cut to switch industries
2. Attempts to find work in this field in London have come to nought. It is not a sensible thing to do in London due to overheads - and I've been interviewed by all the even slightly relevant competitors in the area - a few of whom are now bust.
3. I'm secretly a massive homosexual
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Secretly?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Massive?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

GAYBO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)