Wait, how come you have 3 sets of parents?
are you cloned or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Norwich innit
I'm guessing two sheep and 6 cabbages will also turn up as potential parents, and 3 brothers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I have one and the missus has two
After last year we came very close to saying "fuck this - we'll be at ours, you know where it is" but my Mum loves the family Christmas and I'd feel horrible about not going to Notts. It's Ms Foxtrot's extended family who are the nightmare.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Alternative, much scarier answer.
Yes I am.

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF ME.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

If there were two of you would you bum yourself
and would it be gay?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

The age-old dilemma, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Ever since cloning/time travel was first proposed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I don't think of it as gay
More pointless. With my anal gape and his (my) girth, it's like drilling a hole in a volcano
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Confusing but funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm insulting myself on TWO LEVELS
Just trying to save you all time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)