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I think it's time for a new thread.Mshroom Soup from EAT. is what I've got for lunch, and for dinner I've got ribs and burnt ends and deep fried stuff and cocktails maybe too. OH BOY.
Seeing as how it's not rediculously far from Christmas, what is your plans this christmas? Can I come with you?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:38,
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I know you're going to miss me because you've changed the way you kiss me, that one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:51,
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Ah ok, I thought you meant the sixpence none the richer oneI'm glad, as I might have had to geld you.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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I ate my sadnwiches alreadyI'm gonna need to get something else or I'll end up feeling too ill to eat my RIBS TONIGHT.
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I've just eaten some Wine Gums.When I was young I used to think they genuinely flavoured them with port, sherry and so on.
But no, they're just fruit flavoured. What a gip.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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I think alcohol should feature more prominently in children's diets. (, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
How good would alchole be if it tasted like winegums !?!??!?! I'd get so smashed every time I go on a long car journey.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:52,
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I'm going to my inlaws this christmas, they live north of London so it would be quite easy for you to come alongyou could get the bus from your new flat over to mine and we can give you a lift up.
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If you're lucky my brother in law and his wife will be thereShe's a bit of a whinger, but she's got big tits so you can just look at them. And they might let you play with their handcuffs.
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Yup ! I think my Ma' is going to make them an offer today, but the stipulation is that they need to actually move out quite quickly, well, a couple of months I reckon.They haven't got somewhere to move too yet, it's a bit of a catch-22 I reckon, what do people normally do when they live in a house they want to sale? They can't buy the new place without selling the old place, naturally, but we want them out in about 2 months or soo. OH BOY.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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2 Months when both people have agreed is a rapid timescale for getting all the paperwork sorted anywayYou need to have a survey done and you need to get the mortgage application sorted and completed and agreed, and there are various other legal things.
Seriously, if you don't have a solicitor, I can let you have my sisters details, she's really very good at her job.
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It took us six months to buy our place and we were fucking renting it at the time.*grumbles about the useless bloody council and them squeezing another six months rent from us*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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I think ours took about 3 months from finding the place we wanted to owning it.Which is a reasonably good turnaround.
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That's reasonable.But considering we were living in the place, there was no chain and it was a cash buy, the council really dragged their heels over the whole thing. deliberately, in my opinion.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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Yup, we already got the mortgage.Gaz me her details and I'll pass them onto Ma', I think we already have one but i think it's one of those places where they have loads of people on the books and you phone up a generic number and just speak to anyone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33,
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Also, can I point out that Monty is a bellend.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1371301
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What a bellend! Doesn't know the difference between 5 years and 9 years. Bellend.
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The years run together when you get to that sort of advanced age.(
Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:44,
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Exactly, that's what I said in that post I linked to up thereI said Monty you're a belled for not being able to remember the difference between a concert we both went to 5 years ago and a concert we both went to 9 years ago.
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Look what I just found while I was photographing stuff for sale
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:10,
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Must be time to move on, as I just joined in that last thread.That's usually a pretty good indicatuion that everyone will fuck off to another thread.
Cocktails is always a good option. Any in particular you're planning on having?
Xmas is going to spent at home, just the three of us, as usual. His brother doesn't do xmas, my brother doesn't do xmas, his parents are dead, mine are usually on holiday at that time, and the kids are all off doing their own things. So, pub it is then, followed by lunch and TV veg-out session.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:49,
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Who is the third person then?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:59,
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Chin up grumpy tits, you're company is always a pleasure !MOJITOS and other drinks that have copius amounts of alchole but doesn't taste like there is.
You should have christmas with me, you'll 100% honestly be more than welcome, plenty of room, we normally have duck.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:31,
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Gonz, you're a top chapBut...
It is September, therefore TOO EARLY IN THE YEAR TO TALK ABOUT PLANS FOR CHRISTMAS
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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I presume from that little outburst, that you aren't getting any nice presents this year.(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
My wife is very generous and it will be our first Christmas with our daughter so I will look forward to it.It's just rather too early in the year for me to think about it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:01,
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I'm really looking forward to Christmas this yearas the boy is 2 now and will understand it.
I dont think I "got" Christmas until we had the kids
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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Bore off Grinch, I've been listen ing to Muppet's Christmas Carol all day and I'm filled with JOY.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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I've got half a piece of chickendinner is soup once again, and carrots.
Christmas will presumably be spent at home, unless I get a job. I may cook again this year.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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All this soup must be playing merry hell with your bowelsI eat fairly stodgy stuff myself but I haven't passed a comfortably solid stool for what seems like ages.
I'm begining to wonder if there is something wrong.
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My medication cancels it outEat more fibre
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:04,
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Ah yesthe wonderful effect of opiates. I remember attempting a 'codeine poo' when I had mumps - it may rate on my top ten least fun times ever.
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Probably not helping with the small portions(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/sep/28/brain-damaged-woman-high-court
Swipey will continue to be able to post.
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The chicken and mushroom thing I made last night with pasta, woo!I'll be at my Dad's on Christmas Day, with my stepbrother, my Stepmum, and him.
Boxing Day is when the full family will be round, there will be at least 17 this year.
My boss showed me this site before, just been going through old photos from where I grew up, quite odd, but ace.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:01,
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This year I plan to yet again ASTOUND everyone with my amazing cooking skillzI'm thinking pork loin in calvados with dauphinoise potatoes. I'm not a big fan of turkey. I'll probably be at my parents but it depends on what my sister and her family is doing, and also what tennis boy is doing.
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That sounds deliciousI might do the same thing I did last year
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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I've never done thatand I'm not sure how comfortable my family would be with vomit for dinner
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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I did beef wellington last yearit was incredibly tasty but undercooked. I know what I'd change if I did it again.
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Nah, that was clearly alrightshe just needed a smaller piece of beef.
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Makes a big difference if you put it in the oven room temperaturerather than straight from the fridge.
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Not on the underneath, noround the outsides though. I needed to pre-cook the beef a bit more beforehand, and seal the pastry properly, because the ends of the wellington fell off. I maintain it was bloody delicious though.
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Can I come round to Christmas dinner please(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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Haha, one day when I have my own place, by all meansalthough I was going to gaz you those paté recipes and forgot. Beef wellington really isn't that hard to make...
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I've never even eaten Beef Wellington...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:29,
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It is the fucking businessDO IT AT ONCE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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It's really good.I tell you what, once berk gets her own place, we'll both go round for dinner. You can bring a munch box for starters, I'll bring bitter and offensive comments and some homegrown vegetables and berk can make her special wellington.
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You could cover yourself in sprouts and gravy and lie there looking seductive and say "tuck in" and then your mum would say "I'm not very comfortable with you doing that on the dining table"
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I think I'll save that one for when tennis boy and I live togetheralthough neither of us like sprouts and he isn't northern enough to want to lick gravy off anything.
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I'd bet they would lick gravy off each other(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:31,
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Does he at least dip potatoes into gravy?Or save a small one to clean the plate at the end?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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Me neitherAlthough my brother did a nifty trick a few years ago, and turned the turkey over midway through cooking, meaning the breast meat stayed nice and moist, that improved it quite a lot.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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Oh, I can cook it so that it stays moistI just find the flavour bloody boring.
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The thing I find disspointing about turkeysis that even though the drumsticks are massive, you can't just chomp through them like a chicken as they are all sinewy.
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If you soak the turkey in brine for 48 hours or so they're chompable(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I've heard this but I remain unconvincedI just cover it in butter and bacon, surround it with pigs in blankets, potato, sweet potato and parsnip and it seems to come out nicely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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I love parsnipsProbably the most underrated part of the roast. Either that, or broccoli.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:29,
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Not a fan of broccoliProbably as the kids both love it and so we end up eating it most days.
I've just had one of those Innocent Veg Pot things - thai curry. It was quite nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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I'm quite a fan of the stuff.I wouldn't mind having brocolli or sweetcorn with most meals.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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I had some nice cod last nightNot had fish for a while
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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To celebrate payday, I had fish & chips for tea on MondayFelt rather sick afterwards, as the portions are massive.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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Fish and Chips can be amazing or shitYou never seem to get meh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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I prefer it when you get a small portionand really enjoy it, than when you have a massive slab of fish that in the end you're only eating because it's there.
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My nearest chippy is quite goodbut about 5 mins drive away in Tynemouth is one called Seashells which is fucking amazing. Their fish taste so good and are massive, meaning you nom until the end
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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The nearest chippy to me is absolutely excellentWhen it burned down a couple of years ago, I (along with most of Macc) was quite gutted, but now it's reopened, it's all good!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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Roast parsnips are delicious(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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Especially when coated with wholegrain mustard.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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+ honey + thymeOr even a tiny bit of cumin
*strikethrough ahoy*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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I've done it two years in a row.It makes a cheap turkey taste expensive and an expensive turkey taste amazing.
It stops it drying out as well.
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How salty would the brine need to be?I'm very tempted to do this. Do you need to rinse it off again afterwards?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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Very salty, you're looking at a packet of salt in a bucket of water. You put other shit in there as well www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/nigella-lawson/spiced-and-super-juicy-roast-turkey-recipe/index.html
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If you haven't got somewhere outside to keep it then chuck ice cubes in twice a day.(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)
CheersThat sounds fucking lovely!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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I'm not sure what the missus does with turkey at Christmasbut it tastes bloody lovely.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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She's just magic your mrs.Got an e-mail from the wife yesterday asking if your mrs worked in her office as there was a women behind her who sounded just like her. I asked if she was farting and swearing every other word and she said she wasn't, so I said it must have just been someone who sounded like her.
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Hahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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Can I come?Every Christmas, there's an argument between my Stepmum and I.
Last Christmas she told me off for drinking too much, despite the fact I was drinking the bottle of wine she'd bought me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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Seriously...FUCK MUSHROOMS. They are evil. In other news... my arm now feels like it's been sunburned very badly. Updates as they happen. And now to Ollie Williams for the weather.
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I was hoping someone would come in with that, so thanks.In other news, the tattoo (needs colouring in, I'll be applying topical local anaesthetic for that...)
Click here... imagespack is shit
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Is that a Home Sweet Home tattoo?I thought HSH was frowned upon round these parts?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:57,
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You had the acronym for Health and Safety Legislation tattoed on your arm?(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I was thinking thatbut I think it's an I not an E.
Google tells me "Hang Seng Index"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:03,
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You got a Home Sweet Home tat?Wow, that's dedication!
Seriously, looks cool but I dont know what is says
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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To all of the above.No, you fucking bunch of numpties. It's for my mate, who died a little while ago. He was going to have it with his kid's name, but never got it, so the designer swapped it out for my mate's name, and we all got it done. Just so happens I'm the first to get it done, and it's my first tattoo.
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I still can't see what his name was though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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It says "Ash".It's an ambigram. And what's with all this Home Sweet Home shit?
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They used to be threads on here, when it was all fieldsCool tattoo though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:02,
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It's a shame you can't take it back within fourteen days and get a refund when it sinks in that it's fucking shit.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:04,
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Erm, I'm sorry to have to point this out now it's permanently etched on your skinbut that is not an amibgram for Ash. It's a bit like an ambigram for HSH, but even then, it's not actually symetrical.
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Perhaps it's the angle of the photo.Either way, I checked the transfer before it went on, and it looked fine to me.
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Thankyou kindly.I actually think it looks pretty bad ass. I'm afraid I said that out loud to the artist too. I kind of regret that.
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Oh well, it'll be fine.I'm happy with it, that's all that counts really.
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I wish I'd seen this before I'd posted aboveI might have felt less like a bit of a cunt.
Nah, actually, that's not possible.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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yeah, but, no offence or owtyou're playing in the Cunt Premiership whereas I'm Cunt Blue Square North
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:07,
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That implies there are a maximum of 19 bigger cunts than Al on B3ta*counts on fingers*
that's probably fair enough, actually. But he's Fulham to Rory's Man U.
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I actually take offence at that.I take real time to think about how best to be a cunt. My cuntery is personally tailored to individuals and their defects. Rory is the equivalent of an off the peg suit for £24.99 from ASDA. I'm bespoke from a small chinese gentleman in a little shop.
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FineYour meticulous approach to cuntery but the knowledge that there's no real bite beneath the bark makes you Arsenal. Happy?
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Why do you people keep assuming that I actually really like you allWhy has it not occurred to anybody that maybe I actually do think that some of you a genuinely awful people
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If it helpsI am genuinely awful
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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I don't suppose you actually like mebut am assured that you're lovely IRL. I think there are B3tans who you like but wind up anyway (Monty) and B3tans who you just want to wind up endlessly regardless (Swipey)
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I frequently defend you from people who think you're a massive drama queen.(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
That's very decent of youI am massively oversensitive, I'm aware of this
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Does Rory let the Swiss in the back door WAY too easily, too?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17,
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Of course each to their ownstill nasty in my eyes though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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Was Ash a particular fan of the Home Sweet Home threads?That could work if he was...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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Arf, you fucker...It's been a couple of weeks anyhow, I've been emo about this for long enough.
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And I reckon that all those people on the site DJTP linked too like this one: ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/09/25/funny-tattoos-shady-bunch/
Reckon they were great too.
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Mixed opinion on here, I've noticed.I'm happy with it, as well as a few others. Opinion seems to be split 50/50. Besides, it isn't even coloured in yet. Give it time.
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It's nowhere near as gay as any of mineso, y'know, well done.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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I'll take that as a compliment.I'm mildly amused that Rory seems to have fucked off too. Perhaps we should club together for a tattoo for him.
Something Celtic, perhaps.
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You weren't to know.And Rory is as Rory does. He's kind of like my little cousin in some ways. A complete pest, but can be reformed with gentle prompting.
Or a cattle prod.
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Gonz! Gonz! Go work for Google!eu.techcrunch.com/2011/09/28/google-buys-seven-floor-building-to-tap-london-talent/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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Cool, that's about 5 minutes walk from my work.Gonz should definitely go and work for them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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They're totally out of my league, and I would hate to work for google, their policies and processes means I wouldn't be much more than a code-monkey.I'd get no creative input at all, no thanks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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But everyone was like "Woh', that's cool".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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Aren't they encouraged to spend X% of their time on anything they like?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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I think it has to be a coding projectAlthough it is Google, possibly she's a prize for Coder of the Month
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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I shall be at my brother's for Christmasas his girlfriend invited me the other day. Don't know how he feels about it, I suspect that as long as it's not as bad as the Very Bad Christmas or last Christmas's Shitstravaganza he'll be fine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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I suspect it involves LiC boning both his brothers wife and his brothers mum.(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Last year I got food poisoning that ran - and I use the term advisedly -From the 22nd to the 28th. I was feeling better on the day but still had to nip out every 15 minutes to dump a load of rusty water.
The other We Don't Talk About.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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Talk About ItIt sounds class
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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It's an unpleasant combination of LiC's and Al's stories(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:03,
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Did mummy decide to have a BBQ?Edit: think that was Labs actually...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:07,
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Christmas will be a logistical nightmare, as usualThree sets of parents in four (hopefully six) days, several hours driving and the cost of hiring a car on top of everything else. It's not like when Santa was real.
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Stay at homeProblem solved
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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Very much thisalthough you could just stay at home and if they give a shit about you, they could come to you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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Wait, how come you have 3 sets of parents?are you cloned or something?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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Norwich innitI'm guessing two sheep and 6 cabbages will also turn up as potential parents, and 3 brothers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:01,
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I have one and the missus has twoAfter last year we came very close to saying "fuck this - we'll be at ours, you know where it is" but my Mum loves the family Christmas and I'd feel horrible about not going to Notts. It's Ms Foxtrot's extended family who are the nightmare.
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Alternative, much scarier answer.Yes I am.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF ME.
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If there were two of you would you bum yourselfand would it be gay?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:08,
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The age-old dilemma, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:09,
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Ever since cloning/time travel was first proposed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12,
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I don't think of it as gayMore pointless. With my anal gape and his (my) girth, it's like drilling a hole in a volcano
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I'm insulting myself on TWO LEVELSJust trying to save you all time
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Gonz, it's fucking miles from christmas, you utter cunt.However, I suspect I'll be at my parents, as otherwise they'll be on their own. You can come if you don't mind feeding and helping clean up after a quadrospaz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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Christmas is for cunts and ChristiansIt's also fucking ages away.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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I wish I could say that you were the first person that had made me think about my Christmas plans this yearbut the other half is already bending my ear to make me commit to when I am seeing her parents.
Apparently 'Never?' is not an acceptable answer.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:08,
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It must be really tough dealing with in-lawswhen you don't drink. You have my sympathy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:10,
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It's not my favourite experience, i have to say.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12,
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It's an option.I mean, technically I don't have a problem with Meth Addiction, so there's nothing to stop me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15,
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New Year, new addictionCrystal Meth by Gucci
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16,
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I'll get mine from Basildon Marketso it'll be Meffs by gucki.
It looks the same, but the high wears off after 2 seconds.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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I'll be spending "christmas" eating gefilte fish and playing with my dreidel(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)
If you flounce on account of something I've saidyou won't last long around here. I'm the nice one.
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you're all still a blur of blue names to methere are only 1 or 2 people who stand out
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actually, yesone of the few people here who has actually engaged in conversation
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That is because he believes you are a girlWhereas everyone else thinks you are Bert
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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It's actually that she tries to be funny rather than moan about her shit life all day.(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
And because it might be a girl(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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I'm going to get the same tattoo as you.Then we'll be friend right?!
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I've talked to you bert.But you never acknowledge me.
I used to get upset about it, but I feel berter now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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Allow me to provide you with a breakdown by memeMe = gay (not actually)
Chompy = rapist (thus far unproven, investigation is ongoing)
Al = morbidly obese (not quite), cunt (depends who you ask)
Rory = troll
TBG = gigantic vagina
Monty = Nazi
Vipros = smug as fuck
AA = tranny
I've missed loads but this is strictly top of my head
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it's not foundlessThe Luggage has confirmed their virginal status and now ignores me whenever I mention it.
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It was funnier when he got angry about itBut isn't the whole point of memes to keep banging on about them?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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Thought soYou fat, bald, nasty cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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I think the point of memes is to bang on about them because they're funnyAll the puns made about my alleged gayness are generally quite amusing. Something which only you and Rory find funny is probably not funny. Even if it is true.
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This is as close as an oversensitive twat like me gets to confronting someone on another's behalfYou are the another
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But let's be clearYou do think he is a virgin?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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That's a "yes" then./did you threaten to overrule him?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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That's a Weird Al / Blink 182 parody waiting to happen right there(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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Agreed, Warburtons is superior anyway.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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I suppose I could have gone for a different user name.
Maybe Richard WarBurton.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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I remember when I used to be the nice one.Then I got all corrupted and bitter.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:21,
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He is, too.By the way Darth, not sure if you got the memo or not. Monty thinks this bloke is Bert.
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That reminds me, I forgot to say hello to him.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22,
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I've gradually gathered thisI disagree, Bert isn't as together and with-it as TF.
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I agreeBert would have had a bert-down long before now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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Sticking your neck out there, aren't you?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:25,
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I'm reading this as you advocating fucking your own sister here Al(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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Is that like The Pennine Waybut with uglier scenery?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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Less clothing during winter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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More sudden outbursts of unprovoked violence.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?FUCKING CUNT, AL 'AV YE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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Oh, I just remembered.I'm going to be in town on Friday as I'm dropping the missus at the station, if you fancied a quick after work pint?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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What time?Mrs Cow is rather inconveniently going out that night so I'm on babysitting duties. This also prevents me from going out for a work do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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Well, I'm dropping her off to catch the 2.25pm train.So I can fit around you depending what time you finish.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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I'll take a very late lunch and meet you in the Centurion if you want?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:54,
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Could do, yeah.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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*Decks Hovis*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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