I have a tailcoat
I bought it for a burlesque photoshoot which never happened. I've never actually worn it.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm going to have to get a tailcoat for Ballroom competitions soon
You're about 5'11", right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

more like 4'11"
I'm 5'11" though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Under 5 foot is medically a midget I believe
and I'm short but I'm not that short.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

but are you closer to 4'11" or 5'11"?
In other news, shit, I dated a midget......
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Hang on
You're the same height as me as well as having the same name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm actually 5'11.75" tall if that helps.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Christ, I thought I had a complex about not hitting 6 foot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

We are one.
Now give us a go on your girlfriend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

She hates facial hair
Sorry mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's OK mate I don't do blondes as a rule
I think maybe I am the evil (and thus much cooler) version of you, it's well known that evil twins often sport a beard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Twins are the same age genius

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

In my parallel dimension time evidently moves a bit faster.
Do keep up of i shall start calling you "Junior".
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I need a cane really to complete the look.
No time to get one before Saturday, anyway not sure about fancy dress, even if it is a party. I might dig out my suit and wear it with army boots just to annoy Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

He isn't going...

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

He's not coming

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The sheer knowledge of it will annoy him

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Well said.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I thought that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)