libelols

( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

String him up, judge.
It's the only language he understands.
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

As a renowned language Nazi he shall be delivered unto his maker via the most ironic of punishments.
Hoist by his own petard.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Hoisted.
Peckerhead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Oh dear.
Edit: by this I mean you're wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Some frantic Googling reveals both are OK.
Yours seems to be the "original" Shakespearean.

The peckerhead is retracted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It's 'hoist', I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Oh Monty
did you see I called you a bell end earlier.

You bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I didn't.
I could pretend I did? Would that be OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

No. Look here.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1371301

I call you a bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I am a bellend.
It's there in black on grey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I knew you'd come around.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

For ’tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar, an’t shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon.
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Mmmm, imagining you saying "blow" made me all hard.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Well, it's somewhere to put your onion rings later.

( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Oh I couldn't possibly
I'm on a diet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)