my dog keeps shitting on the floor but she doesnt do it when im here by myself, she does it when the roommate is home
And the roommate freaks out, who can blame her, but ffs its annoying

Oh happy candlebum
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hi Kristine
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

wonderful, thank you
I am still sick, need a second job, met a man that likes me, turns out he's a retired gang member, if like gets any more awesome I may have to kill myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Is he Crips or Bloods?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

there are more than 2 gangs in america

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

there is also K's gang

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:08, Reply)

they shit on the floor
and drink wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

he wasnt in my gang
There's a latin gang nearby called the m-16s or something like that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Soz, I don't have Sky otherwise I'd follow Ross Kemps deadliest Gangs
The Muswell Hill Man Dem would bust shit up on that telly show
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

There is on called the Santana gang
and they just wear Santana merchandise.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

They sound really fucking gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Is that a good or bad thing that he's ex-gang?
I sometimes find it hard to tell when you're being sarcy.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:01, Reply)

he has 7 gun charges

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:08, Reply)

That's a bit scary.
Don't you go getting yourself in no trouble Kristine. Yo Momma never raised no fool did she.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09, Reply)

it's not the least of it
He doesn't even have his driving license
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:14, Reply)

and you like that, do you?

( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

what? have you lost your mind?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Ah ok
I sometimes can't tell when you're not being sarcy :(

Have you tried not chatting up ex-gang members?
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Don't be so stupid Kroney
How would she do that?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Sorry Al, I don't know what I was thinking.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

i hate all of you

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Kristine
have you tried, getting a transatlantic flight, arranging for my wife to disappear in mysterious circumstances and then being there for me as I wallow in grief before finally transferring my affections to you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

i'm working on the bank heist to buy the ticket as we speak

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Awesome.
I'm totally excited about coming back to America at the end of October.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

i'm going to try to ride up for a day

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

SRSLY!?
That is fantastic news I'm actually smiling in real life about this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:10, Reply)

i'm broke so a tank of gas and lunch is about all i can afford

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:13, Reply)

he's chatting me up, you twatty lamprubber

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Be more ruder

( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

She's totally rude
but in a sexy fun times on the back seat of a car way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

this is probably my new motto

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)