To appear 'cool' and 'goth'.
Unless you keep them in tropical heat at great expense they remain almost immobile. Someone I hate has one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Narrow it down, would you?
"Someone I hate" encompasses half the universe.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

99.98% ACTUALLY
OK, his name is (hopefully 'was') 'Phil Mackrell' and he's a buck-toothed knobend in whose house I used to smoke pot when I was about 16. He was older and had his own place, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)

He was a nonce by the sound of it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

His wife was my mate's elder sister.
She had EPIC JUGS.

Even so, there was more than a whiff of noncery about him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

so why do you hate him?
or do you not need a reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)