a room full of hungover second years, I expect
just desperate to learn about non-ideal gas behaviour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Make fart jokes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

they might only be 18
but I suspect they've got a more developed sense of humour than that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

they're just going to be whispering the jokes anyway

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Badger, you know that scene where Scroodge is being bulled by all the muppets on his way into work...
... "When a cold blows and chills you, chills you to the bone. And there is nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone. It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge, and the worst of the worst, and the most hated and curse, is the one that they call scrooge".

Well, I was thinking, if every time I walked to work, minding my own buisnes, loads of muppets were singing about me... I'd fucking love that, I wouldn't be grumpy anymore. Even if they _are_ bullying me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)