Why would any of these people want to willingly fuck a fat mess 'from the future' with body odour issues and zero social skillz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Chin up Rory, you'll find someone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Is this why you haven't chosen anyone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yer, I'd pretend travel back in time and finger up your senile gran down the nursing home

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm sure she would have welcomed it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Fifties actress Jane Russell would definitely be up for giving me one, Rory.
Being, as I am, Adonis personified.

And don't you fucking forget it.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I've already done her and your mum at the same time!!
I bet she takes a golden shit shower too, and then I double bet (based on a 'quick google search') that she'd DEFINITELY BE UP FOR HAVING HER ARSE RAGGED by me of course hahahahahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You're not her type Rory, soz.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Once you lift up the folds of flab, there's a very big penis hiding in there somewhere
Chicks dig asthma inhalers too
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

On Jane Russell's mum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Tell you what, we'll both go back in time, explain to her the situation
and then we'll have a kung fu battle to win her affections.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)