For mine, I'd have no dress code, as I've found that how people dress doesn't change how much of a wanker they are
I'd have a pool table, I'd show sports on TV (only if requested though, and it'd be in a seperate room to the main bar). I'd have live bands on from time to time, but I'd prefer a well stocked jukebox.

There would have to be a large beer garden, as there are very few of them round here, makes me realise just how much I actually miss using them.

There would be a minimum of 4 ales on at a time, with at least 1 being locally sourced. Cocktails would only be allowed once a week, pitchers are a no-no.

EDIT: I'd also allow suggestions for what the next ale should be!

Drinks banned would be Fosters, Carlsberg and Pepsi, it's real Coke (and Diet) or nothing.

Alt: Mr Iain McKie, my rugby teacher in Year 7. What a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I have no problem with any of that
except for the Pepsi thing. Being as I don't drink, I usually end up on the Cola when I go out, and there appears to be something in Coke that I'm allergic to. Brings me right out in a nasty rash. Bizarrely, Pepsi doesn't have the same effect, so I've switched allegiances.
What I don't get is why pubs have to choose one or the other. They serve more than one type of lager, more than one type of ale, usually more than one type of cider, so why not more than one type of cola? Even if only one was on draught, it would make my life easier.

Damn you, Real Coke! *shakes fist*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

This is a good point
Ah well, you'll just have to get by with lemonade
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

As long as you have diet...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

There's no taste to it!
But, if you insist.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)