*praises*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How are you, Scouse?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

All the better for seeing you.
I was going to go to Primark but I might stay here now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Primarni, Eh?
No, stay here. At least for 13 mins til I go to the post office. Rock 'n roll.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Deal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Sweet, geezer, well sorted. Apples and pears, etc.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Ooh, there's class!
There's a rumour we're finally getting a Primark here in Weston. We're all very excited.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Class indeed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Just wait
Once we get ourselves a Primani, I'll be well trendy and cool. People might even believe I'm under 50.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Primark's full of nana blouses

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Seems pretty implausible
I can't see many people being taken in with a story like that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

What?
So it's not true???
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

If this was QOTW proper he'd have had clicks, tears and congratulatory wanks from everyone by now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

TO QOTW!
"Messiahs - have you ever been resurrected by the Almighty? Perhaps you had a little time in heaven doing sex on Page 3 Girls before coming down to Earth 'pon a beam of righteous light? Tell us your stories of coming back from the dead."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

So moving
*clicks*
*wipes a tear*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I can turn water in to wine, you know.
And all the other Jesus tricks.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Can you turn water into FUNK!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

It's spelt, 'Spunk'.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)