Not loverage - he's even written a book to try and entertain me
No that horrible Naked Ape.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You mean entertain in the loosest possible sense
re the diet, it's been over two months but not much change.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I mean in any possible sense.
How can there not be much change? From what you detail on here, even typing must be burning more calories than you consume.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Slow metabolism I guess

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Stopped more like
You said (I think) that you were on 400 cals a day. Is that right? You also said (I think once more) that you had lost 11 pounds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

yeah 11 pounds
but I'd been hoping (and expecting) more. Still on 400 calories a day, though I had one break day where 30 shots of gin put me on to 1600, plus the inevitable need for chicken after wards.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

This is allowed
Gin is practically a health food - it has the "memory" of plants and seeds in it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I seem to remember some cleverer chap than me deconstructing the whole slow metabolism myth on here recently
I'd love to be able to offer help and advice, but I know nothing of your start weight, height, target, etc. and it would be unchivalrous of me to ask.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It could just be that I'm supposed to be fat I guess
but all of the people in my family are slim- my sisters are size 6 and 10 respectively. I'm betting I'm the milkman's child, backed up by the fact I'm the only one with green eyes and blond hair.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Nonsense
You'll get there if you eat and exercise sensibly.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Nakers has also written a book.
It's called 'I am the Biggest Tool in the World'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Why is he such a cunt Monty?
Why oh why?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I think it's something to do with penises.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)