If I suspect for a moment
that you are criticising the British Will Smith (tm) I will personally drown you in the Regent's Canal in Camden and I assure you that is NOT a euphemism. Got it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I fucking love that description of Blackwood
It's like calling Nakers the new Genghis Khan because people think of a word beginning with "Mong" in each case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

He actually referred to himself in that way.
He made it up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I know. That's why it's so funny.
"Hey, I'm black, and a comic, and a rapper! So I'm just like Will Smith!"

Yes dear. I'm white, like to think I'm funny and say "cunt" a lot, but no-one's comparing me to Peter Cook.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Paedo cock, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I know the mantra "If you haven't anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is anathema to the lifeblood of B3ta
but in this case, "If you haven't anything funny to say..." would be apt.

tl:dr etc - that wasn't very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)