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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that shit,
emergency bbc news link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15107352

I find that story HILLARIOUS
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, 38 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
W.T.F.?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
The fact they googled "easiest way to kill an old person"
made me office lol.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
The fact that there are probably a number of sites answering this query is more worrying
Especially for Monty this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I wonder how many b3tan have;
"Easiest way to kill someone who was mean to me on the internet" in their history.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
haha!
Not me, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
*searches easiest way to kill sportscow*

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
get him to jog after a bus.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)
They don't have buses where he comes from
he lives in a poor part of the country.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Newcastle?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)
More like "old shitty run down castle" AM I RITE!?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Fucking headwrongs.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
It's the weirdest crime I've read about for some time.
What the fuck were they thinking.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I'm torn between amused that they are truly that shit that they couldn't kill him
And absolutely fucking sickened that they even attempted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I found it mountainous personally.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Was it because he called for 'alp?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)
apparently they really regretted it when they saw
him-a-lay-an in the ambulance
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
They shouldn't have tried to killamanjaro him then.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
they even trained the catskill him
Ande reckoned they'd get away with it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
and his favourite film was Rocky

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Getting tedious now
Give it a everest.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I bet his name was Ben. Ben NEVIS
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)
They also tried inserting the sensors from his alarm systems into his leg joints.
Y'know the PIR in Knees method.
(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is much better
news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9600000/9600625.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I sent that to a mate who is ex-navy
He lolled heartily that they were missing most of the common phrases
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I like this one
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-15108712

cheeky fucker
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
ha ha, I bet he got drunk and was dared.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Clarkson

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I like that it was the second time he's done it

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Excuse me while I put my usual bleeding heart liberal tendencies to one side for a moment.
Lock the fucker up.


OK, I feel better now, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Well if they'd only put a fucking car park in
people wouldn't have to park wherever they can.

Stupid council.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)
"hit him with bricks, hit him with bricks"
"Oh no, someone appears to have hit Dad with bricks, better call an ambulence"

"...shit..."
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Useless cunts.
Five people with bricks fail to kill an 89 year old man?

They deserve a stanley knife to the nostrils for being such pansies.
(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Holy shit, you're back.
Say something really boring.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)
"Al the Geordie"
Oh deary me. *wipes tears mirth from eyes*
(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Umm... that's not mirth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Conjunctivitis is definitely not to be laughed at.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Adam Ant's rejected first draft of 'Prince Charming'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)
A fine example of some earthy humour

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

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